FUCK ME!!!

[roxyflip]

So I went into kroger to get my dog some dogfood with the last six bucks i have to my name. I decided to nad him a few packets of the soft food since i did not have the money for his normal food that he usually gets. so i pay and as i am walking out there two frat guys nab me and take me back into their office. they identify themselves as "kroger

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[i_17bingo]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

[emily_alyse]

I don't know you and randomly came across your page.... but in consolation:

I owe Macys $250 because I got caught jacking a sweater-shirt.

First time they caught me in six months of jacking clothes from them, but still. $250 for a lousy $40 shirt? Fuck me.

[roxyflip]

ug i know. stealing is wrong i know. i don't anymore. it was this huge rush that I needed at the time. Like REALLY!! How much did that sweater really cost in the first place?