How dare you be happy! Happiness is not allowed here on Earth!! I-I mean hell!!

[roy_h_o_t]

I may be stealing from Seinfeld, here, now that I look back on this.
Soo ... anyone else wonder why policemen use such force to get a person down, and then make sure they don't bump their head on the top of the car?
Policeman: "GET DOWN!! I SAID GET DOWN, YOU BASTARD!!"
Suspect: "Son of a bitch!"
Policeman: *fires gun*
Suspect: "Gah!! My leg!!"
Policeman

Comments

[glowy_chan]

Just like people saying "Are you okay?"
Well, if you're hurt, no you're not okay. "YEAH, I'M FINE AND DANDY, JUST LAYING HERE BLEEDING, DYING FROM MY INJURIES BUT OTHER THAN THAT I'M GOOD NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ME."

I think.

[shadow_aura]

I've always wondered about that. Maybe next time I'm up North, I can ask one of my relatives. My uncle/godfather used to be a cop, my cousin is a cop, and my other cousin's husband is a cop. I guess my Dad's family has some *thing* about becoming cops.

Oh, and I know this from experience: real handcuffs hurt like hell if in the right position. My cousin was over and my Nana and Pop-pop's once, and he agreed to handcuff my sibs and I.

I mean, the suspect can be just walking, or they're stopping to turn and see the policemen running after them. On a special I saw, some of the suspects weren't even running away and they tackled them hard to the ground. Then, as usual, "Watch your head, sir." It's confused me for the longest time now.