.................so um.... where am I now...? And um.... what's this beer-stuff that I found? Should I drink it? 'u'

...okay... this is just... weird. Like, beyond Yzma's-wardrobe weird.

That galen-lady told me this ... STUFF is snow...

...tastes weird. 'u'

[EDIT] OW! OWOWOWOWOWOWOW! HOOVES DO NOT LIKE TO WALK ON ICE! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWMY-

...OKAY! WHOSE THE WISE GUY WHO THREW A SNOWBALL THROUGH THE WINDOW? XO

Okay, let's just get one thing PERFECTLY ABSOLUTELY CRYSTAL CLEAR:

I am NOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOT a LLAMA. I am an EMPEROR who just happens to be turned into a llama, but that's besides the point.

Now carry on. nun

So... here I am... in this place called "London' with this peasant woman Galen who is a peasant but is in denial about has given me a palce to stay for a while. And this.... 'computer'.

...you will not believe jsut HOW difficult it is to use this... this thing with hooves. WHich reminds me...

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