"fat girls..?...for real.....stop...i know your feelings taste great...but stop eating them...especially with hot fudge on top"

I moved and I'm infinitely happier.

I have a second interview with a dealership.

Sunday is Bug-In with my dad, and there's nothing better than a day at Bandimere with him.

Now all I need is a lady and I'm set.

Royaltotheloyal: I don't want to go back to turning wrenches
Royaltotheloyal: So I am looking for another desk job
xyouxfailmex: oh such a hard life
Royaltotheloyal: Shut up
Royaltotheloyal: You draw on people for a living

I just egged my 24 year old sister on to reveal her inch long tattoo that she got in Vegas to our mom. Then I got real bold let the cat out of the bag about why I'm perfectly content wearing long sleeves in 90 degree weather... Then she saw it. She's now sitting at our neighbor's bbq looking like she's gonna cry.

Am I a bad son?

She's so beautiful.

I have a job interview.

Whoo!

From an unknown number. I got to listen to the voicemail and quip: "Let's see what this asshole wants ( Read more... )

I have a smile on my face.

I woke up exhausted from drinking and riding my bike. Listened to Lightning Bolt for like 2 hours. Rode to city park for a BBQ. Came home and got hollaed at my these ghetto black chicks in an Astrovan while shirtlessly smoking a cigarette on the porch (GOD I love 5 points). Rode my bike all the way to 16th street to see some friends. Came home and ( Read more... )

I can smell it, but not see it.

GREAT.