020 Who Finale
I didn't like it. Really didn't like it.
Wtf. Did RTD write that shit? That was fucking awful. Just, on so many levels, terrible.
-Regeneration: what was the point of that exactly? So there could be TWO bouncing Ash Ketchum-esque Doctors at the Joyful Laughter Scene at the end? You've been watching too much fucking Pokemon, man. People do not have to squeal with glee whenever something turns out not shitty. Or was it so the Doctor could make a gift of himself? If you were going to make Donna go apeshit at the end and erase her memories like a pansy, you could have at least gone all out and made her SUPERDONNA right from the get-go so that SHE could have made up the neutrino-let-us-ruin-science-some-more gun.
-Daleks: Why? I'm no Who expert, but the Daleks and Cybermen cannot be the ONLY TimeLord enemies. Wasn't the point of bringing Doctor Who back to TV to EXPAND on the series? This, I THINK, means you can make up new characters. Past: good. Only using characters from the past because you have no imagination/are afraid of new thigs: crap.
-Speaking of Crap, German Daleks: Um. We're not seven. Yeah, Daleks <--> Nazis; five minutes of the show didn't have to take place in Germany. Exterminate, incinerate, destroy everything. Are you sure you didn't want to include DalekHitler just in case someone missed the Subtle Clues?
-Donna's DoctorDonna: Wut. Just, WUT? Donna was awesome. Unlike Rose and Martha, she did not want to suck the Doctor's dick shmooze. She was cool. What was the point of erasing her memories? Couldn't he just have sucked the stuff out of her like he did the Time Vortex with Rose? You coulda killed her off with a little more grace, man. That shit is like something from a terrible creative writing essay by a seventh grader: AND THEN SHE FORGOT EVERYTHING/WOKE UP/REALIZED IT WAS JUST A BOOK. You could have just killed her. Instead, this weird human/time lord shit happens, which I'm pretty sure goes completely against oldWho, and then her brain has to explode. What. And what was the deal with both her AND the clone thinking that RUNNING OUT AT THE DALEKS would be a good idea? Ok, so RTD saves this by having SUPERDONNA just start punching at buttons in the basement of the Dalek Crack Den. How did she even know that shit was THERE? If she had known they coulda skipped the dramatic RUNNING OUT THE DOOOORRRR NOWWWWWW garbage and gone straight to the buttons.
-Back to the human/time lord mixyshit: RTD, is THAT seriously your contribution to the canon? I'm not saying that he didn't do good things, but seriously. That shit is like a HUGE GAPING HOLE in the series. He have thought up some badass villains to use instead of throwing Daleks whenever you need a ratings boost. BOO.
-Rose: Where do I even start with this. THANK YOU, WRITERS, FOR RUINING EVERYTHING THAT WAS EVER GOOD ABOUT SEASONS ONE AND TWO. Rose comes back and has somehow warped into FEARLESS ROSE and struts around with a giant gun and yells at teenagers stealing computers. Ok. This is Doctor Who, I will accept this. But Rose is in love with the Doctor to the point of ripping holes in the universe, right? So how does it follow that about three seconds after the Doctor being like, OH HEY, TAKE THIS COPY HE LOVE YOU LONG TIME she just starts making out awkwardly with CloneDoc on the beach in front of RealDoctor? While he watches? Maybe I'm just a weirdo or something, but wouldn't she need like, say, more than an hour to accept the fact that there are two Doctors? Maybe I'm just craaazzyy. Oh, and the Significant Glance at each other on the beach while the TARDIS disappears that was intended to trigger thoughts of the future and babies: vomit. Seriously. Domestication of the Doctor and Rose was shitty.
And my favorite:
-Giggling With Joy in the TARDIS: At the end of every episode of Pokemon, Ash & Co. would giggle and gaze at the sky or skip down a road towards a sunset or something equally ridiculous. This was the same. I really can't even say anything else about that.
In summary: Ew. That was almost as terrible as the Epilogue in Harry Potter. MRS. NOBLE, THOUSANDS OF LIGHT YEARS AWAY, PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER DONNA NOBLE BECAUSE SHE REALLY WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE/SEVERUS ALBUS SIRIUS JAMES FRED POTTER THE SECOND STEPPED ONTO THE TRAIN AS HARRY AND GINNY LOOKED ON FROM THE PLATFORM, THEIR HANDS IN EACH OTHER'S BACK POCKETS.
Fail.
P.S. Yeaaahhh, so I liked the emoDoctor stupidity at the end. It's horrible, but I like the Doctor's loneliness. It sets him apart from other TV characters in my mind because he ACTUALLY never ends up with anyone. Although, I'm sure given another year or so, RTD would have found a way to make it ok for the Doctor to buy a house on earth to give tea parties at.
Wtf. Did RTD write that shit? That was fucking awful. Just, on so many levels, terrible.
-Regeneration: what was the point of that exactly? So there could be TWO bouncing Ash Ketchum-esque Doctors at the Joyful Laughter Scene at the end? You've been watching too much fucking Pokemon, man. People do not have to squeal with glee whenever something turns out not shitty. Or was it so the Doctor could make a gift of himself? If you were going to make Donna go apeshit at the end and erase her memories like a pansy, you could have at least gone all out and made her SUPERDONNA right from the get-go so that SHE could have made up the neutrino-let-us-ruin-science-some-more gun.
-Daleks: Why? I'm no Who expert, but the Daleks and Cybermen cannot be the ONLY TimeLord enemies. Wasn't the point of bringing Doctor Who back to TV to EXPAND on the series? This, I THINK, means you can make up new characters. Past: good. Only using characters from the past because you have no imagination/are afraid of new thigs: crap.
-Speaking of Crap, German Daleks: Um. We're not seven. Yeah, Daleks <--> Nazis; five minutes of the show didn't have to take place in Germany. Exterminate, incinerate, destroy everything. Are you sure you didn't want to include DalekHitler just in case someone missed the Subtle Clues?
-Donna's DoctorDonna: Wut. Just, WUT? Donna was awesome. Unlike Rose and Martha, she did not want to suck the Doctor's dick shmooze. She was cool. What was the point of erasing her memories? Couldn't he just have sucked the stuff out of her like he did the Time Vortex with Rose? You coulda killed her off with a little more grace, man. That shit is like something from a terrible creative writing essay by a seventh grader: AND THEN SHE FORGOT EVERYTHING/WOKE UP/REALIZED IT WAS JUST A BOOK. You could have just killed her. Instead, this weird human/time lord shit happens, which I'm pretty sure goes completely against oldWho, and then her brain has to explode. What. And what was the deal with both her AND the clone thinking that RUNNING OUT AT THE DALEKS would be a good idea? Ok, so RTD saves this by having SUPERDONNA just start punching at buttons in the basement of the Dalek Crack Den. How did she even know that shit was THERE? If she had known they coulda skipped the dramatic RUNNING OUT THE DOOOORRRR NOWWWWWW garbage and gone straight to the buttons.
-Back to the human/time lord mixyshit: RTD, is THAT seriously your contribution to the canon? I'm not saying that he didn't do good things, but seriously. That shit is like a HUGE GAPING HOLE in the series. He have thought up some badass villains to use instead of throwing Daleks whenever you need a ratings boost. BOO.
-Rose: Where do I even start with this. THANK YOU, WRITERS, FOR RUINING EVERYTHING THAT WAS EVER GOOD ABOUT SEASONS ONE AND TWO. Rose comes back and has somehow warped into FEARLESS ROSE and struts around with a giant gun and yells at teenagers stealing computers. Ok. This is Doctor Who, I will accept this. But Rose is in love with the Doctor to the point of ripping holes in the universe, right? So how does it follow that about three seconds after the Doctor being like, OH HEY, TAKE THIS COPY HE LOVE YOU LONG TIME she just starts making out awkwardly with CloneDoc on the beach in front of RealDoctor? While he watches? Maybe I'm just a weirdo or something, but wouldn't she need like, say, more than an hour to accept the fact that there are two Doctors? Maybe I'm just craaazzyy. Oh, and the Significant Glance at each other on the beach while the TARDIS disappears that was intended to trigger thoughts of the future and babies: vomit. Seriously. Domestication of the Doctor and Rose was shitty.
And my favorite:
-Giggling With Joy in the TARDIS: At the end of every episode of Pokemon, Ash & Co. would giggle and gaze at the sky or skip down a road towards a sunset or something equally ridiculous. This was the same. I really can't even say anything else about that.
In summary: Ew. That was almost as terrible as the Epilogue in Harry Potter. MRS. NOBLE, THOUSANDS OF LIGHT YEARS AWAY, PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER DONNA NOBLE BECAUSE SHE REALLY WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE/SEVERUS ALBUS SIRIUS JAMES FRED POTTER THE SECOND STEPPED ONTO THE TRAIN AS HARRY AND GINNY LOOKED ON FROM THE PLATFORM, THEIR HANDS IN EACH OTHER'S BACK POCKETS.
Fail.
P.S. Yeaaahhh, so I liked the emoDoctor stupidity at the end. It's horrible, but I like the Doctor's loneliness. It sets him apart from other TV characters in my mind because he ACTUALLY never ends up with anyone. Although, I'm sure given another year or so, RTD would have found a way to make it ok for the Doctor to buy a house on earth to give tea parties at.