i can has palin-related witchcraft quote? and cheeseburger too? i can't has all this! :D

[rozezz]

``EVEN IN THE DAYS OF JESUS CHRIST, ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE THERE
WERE WITCHES WHO WERE MANIFESTING THROUGH DEMONIC FORCES,'' SHE
SAID. (SHE=The Rev. Zipporah Ndiritu) ``YOU CAN SEEK FROM THE LORD, AND IF YOU FIND DEMONIC FORCES
YOU CAST THEM OUT.''

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[substitute]

"Who are you who is so wise in the ways of Science?"

[eveningscribe]

O hai! I can has source plz??

associated press

[rozezz]

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gvCzZ0SoitdKvCm5L-qbcB6KSGUQD93DIUQ80

Re: associated press

[rozezz]

have made palin-related correction to this post!! Thanks!

The Mighty Mojo of Pastor Thomas Muthee

[funnygurusdca]

If you're not familiar with him, Rev. Thomas Muthee got his start as a literal witch hunter in Africa.

One infamous incident that has recently hit the news is about when he tracked down a witchy-woman in Kenya, who he said was casting spells on folks there, causing car wrecks and other mayhem.

As recently as this past June, he has personally prayed over Sarah Palin, to bring about divine intervention into her life, to propel her into higher political office.

In this amazing video, he outlines the 6 areas of life he wants Christians to infiltrate, influence and to have full dominion over, in American society:

• Spiritually
• Economics & Banking
• Politics
• Education
• Media
• All levels of Government

Then, he conducts "laying on of hands" and dramatically prays over her -- and its just another ordinary day at church for Sarah Palin and her Bible-thumpin' friends!

[smashboredom]

Completely ignoring the fact that Judaic-Christianity is founded on oppression of women and nature, of which hunting "witches" due to fear of woman's closer connection to nature is just one manifestation.

thanks to eveningscribe

[rozezz]

for pointing out that Palin did NOT, i repeat *thus casting out you demons*! did NOT utter these words herself. They were spoken on her behalf, by an alleged person of faith