suddenly,

Aug 26, 2007 19:56

i feel myself dying and decide to procreate

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flyslip August 27 2007, 14:36:07 UTC
Each and every one of us is dying, bit by bit... this knowledge of my own lack of immortality has never once made me desire to pop out a screaming snotbucket.

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smoofy August 27 2007, 19:14:39 UTC
Even if it came shooting out of your chest? I think that's the only way I'd find it acceptible. That and if it feasted off of people's brain juices

... )

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i didn't either rozezz August 28 2007, 00:10:46 UTC
but i always thought yeah blah blah, something changes - and it is creepy - and it did

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solituddegitana August 27 2007, 18:10:12 UTC
Babysit for a sibling, friend, stranger, whatever. A minimum of 24 hours of this is necessary to eliminate the urge to procreate. It's worked with me several times. It helps if it's more than one child too.

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hey! rozezz August 28 2007, 00:35:30 UTC
now there's good advice
thanks

hanging out with xboyfriends and other men i've decided should not be allowed to reproduce seems to have the desired effect, but it wears off too quick
i think the multiple kids for 24 hours might be the right "dose"

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smoofy August 27 2007, 19:13:26 UTC
Is there anything else one can do in life but die and procreate?

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yes, craigslist rozezz August 28 2007, 00:33:52 UTC
i posted an ad:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/w4m/406906398.html

the responses include:
1.oh yeah, sounds like a blast... lol
2.I'm gamed. Let me know what I have to do.
3.Hmmmm sounds interesting i have the same feeling! U have a pic??
4.Are you crazy?!
5.Please ... test me .. test me. ..
6.if your open to no strings sex fun to test great. i am 36 biwm. i am into bondage if htat turns you off its cool just say no
7.Your post caught my attention right away. By nature,
females look for a male who can be a perfect father
for their babies. And males look for females to be
perfect to carry their seed..umm, I so much want to
have one of my own.

[And on and on with many pictures of penises.]*

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Re: yes, craigslist smoofy August 28 2007, 00:53:33 UTC
Craigs list is no place to raise a child o.0

I've also found that no matter what you post on craigslist, you will always get plenty of penis pictures in response.

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dreamervictoria August 29 2007, 16:04:40 UTC
Any time you get the urge, come over to my house and get drunk. Taking care of a drunk Tori is a lot like having your own baby, but without the diapers, so it's way cooler.

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