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ardweden. I'm doing that one character meme with the MC characters. If you want me to do some other characters, please leave a comment as to who. (I intend on it, but incentive and knowing who people want to hear about never hurts.) Thanks!
Player: Ardweden | Game: Mystery Club 1-4 | Characters: More to Come! (Maybe)
Yeah, so I'm doing this instead of concentrating fully on writing a paper, which I SHOULD be doing. Hi! Remember this? This is rp_babble. RISING FROM THE GRAVE!
Meme gotten from all over my friends list.
Mystery Club Characters: They Fight Crime!
Shigaru Ueda - Preoccupied psychic who angsts a little too much for his own good. Also Rei's dad in THE FUTURE!
Rei Chelsea Ueda - Computer specialist, astral projectionist, and all around crazy person. But not an alien, really.
Herman Jensen - Druidic wizard who plays guitar on the side and carries a mean pipe. Not interested in screwing fae.
Roseli Taveres - Ex-Military Blitzgrieg field specialist who also trains superpowered kiddies. She's "the nice one".
Boy or girl?
Shigeru: Guy.
Rei: Girl!
Herman: Guy, man, male... probably too old to be a 'boy' at this point, but if you want to call me that, I don't really care.
Roseli: Woman.
How old are you?
Shigeru: At the time of responding, twenty.
Rei: Eighteen! Check out me and my no-longer-jailbait self! My birthday party was AWESOME. I got a floating eyeball!
Herman: Twenty-three.
Roseli: Thirty-one.
What's your height?
Shigeru: 5'6"
Rei: 5'4" and every bit's awesome.
Herman: 5'11"
Roseli: 5'5"
Are you a virgin?
Shigeru: Well...
Rei: I'm not!
Shigeru: I can't believe my kid lost her virginity before I did, even if this is a time warp.
Herman: If we're talking intercourse, never.
Roseli: No.
Do you have any kids?
Shigeru: Not yet.
Rei: DADDY! No, that's him. I'm not a daddy. I haven't had any kids. Yet, I mean. I might have some later. But then they might be evil and try to copy me and other people and try to kill them, so I'm still trying to decide if it's a good idea to have them with the guy I kind of sort of want to have them with assuming we both end up about fifty times more responsible than we actually pretend to be. And if I find him, anyway. He's kind of lost. But I'm sure he'll turn up, because that's the way these things always work, only maybe evil.
Herman: Gonna have a son someday. Joy. But I don't have any right now.
Roseli: Kids I watch count?
What's your favourite food?
Shigeru: French fries with lots of salt.
Rei: Noodles! Noodly noodle noodles! You can do anything with noodles! Stick them up your nose or in your hair, I don't care! Paint them hair colored and stick them in other people's hair! I did that a few times. But the best thing to do is eat them, especially with lots of other tasty things.
Herman: Anything that tastes good, and that's a lot of things.
Roseli: Coffee.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Shigeru: I always liked vanilla.
Rei: My favorite is tang and pistachio with cherry sprinkles and an oatmeal raisin cookie on top!
Herman: That "tastes good" answer applies to ice cream, too.
Roseli: Coffee.
Have you killed anyone?
Shigeru: Yeah. The first time really fucked me up.
Rei: NO! What do you think I am, a- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KILLED SOMEONE?
Herman: Only when I had to. But I had to, so I don't worry about it too much.
Roseli: Yes.
Do you hate anyone?
Shigeru: God, mostly.
Rei: Hate is very very bad. We should love instead. Open your heart to the yummy light and lift your weary head. o/~
Herman: I usually hate my father, but I don't hate him enough to do anything about it.
Roseli: Yes.
Have any secrets?
Shigeru: Somehow, I had secrets I didn't even know I had.
Rei: I have lots of other people's secrets! I WATCH THEM IN THEIR SLEEP. Does that count?
Herman: Shockingly, not really.
Roseli: Some.
Do you love anyone?
Shigeru: I really, really love Mei-Yin. If I didn't, she'd kill me.
Rei: Oh yeah, lots of people! I love my mom and my dad but not my other mom as much, and I love Makoto too, well, I think I probably love him, and I kinda love the rest of my friends too, especially Chie, who is as many shades of most excellent as she dyes her hair!
Herman: Not really. Love is such a strong word.
Roseli: No.
What is your job?
Shigeru: I don't get paid for anything, but I keep saving the world. I should do something about that. Saving the world for free all the time is a pretty shitty deal.
Rei: Globetrotting not-so-secret agent who keeps the supernatural forces at bay even as she sleeps!
Herman: Wizard for hire and part time rocker. If you need giant cucumbers, I'm your man.
Roseli: Child care specialist.
Any powers or weapons?
Shigeru: I have telepathy, telekinesis, and can rip out people's souls... or something. It's pretty fucked up. I don't do it much.
Rei: I can turn into an inviso me while the regular me sleeps and I have a tail and I can fly, which is pretty cool, AND stick to walls like Spider-Person and people tell me my hair is kinda unnatural 'cause it sticks in a lot of directions but I think the tail might be slightly more unnatural 'cause I didn't always have it so that makes it especially less natural than the hair. Oh, and I can blow things up and cause mass confusion with the power of DISCO.
Herman: Phenomenal cosmic power, passed down way too many bloody generations from the great Merlin to humble little me. And a pipe. I like the pipe more, even though the phenomenal cosmic power is great when I'm too smashed to find my way home.
Roseli: A gun.
What do you do to relax?
Shigeru: I've been getting drunk lately. It's working.
Rei: I kick it with my best buddy Chie, which usually means going to concerts, and sometimes I feed pez to squirrels. Sometimes I get to do both at once! That's awesome! Oh, and I like hanging out with Asanjya, too, and Maria, and Chomei even though he's really lame and froze me up once, and I biking at WARP SPEED so then I go back in time and then can feed pez to the squirrels of the past which is cool for the experiments I'm conducting and I like cooking, too, but not while doing that other stuff unless it's a group cook off. Because cooking back in time is just weird.
Herman: Practice. Guitar, not magic.
Roseli: Nap.
What do you think your life expectancy is?
Shigeru: In theory, I've got to live at least a little longer so I can have *her*, but with my luck, she's probably been created by a top secret organization and is fetusing it up in a tank somewhere already. So my money's on dying today so someone else will have to save the fucking world.
Rei: Wise man say, know your luck. Me, I'm gonna live forever and a day and then a few days after that into eternity because I know that if I die I'll at least go somewhere, if it's Heaven or Hell, and it's not even a matter of faith 'cause I done seen it, yo. 'Sides, I died twice and I always got better anyway, so precedent is completely on my side!
Herman: My fucking father'll hunt me down and kill me if I die too early, which means Hell might freeze over in the process... but I don't really want to see that yet, so I figure I'll try to live a while longer.
Roseli: Few years.
What is your opinion of the opposite sex?
Shigeru: My best friend's a girl, and I'm marrying one. So I think I must like some of them.
Rei: Some of them are really hot and some others are really fun to talk to, which is really cool if they're ALSO really hot, and some others are lame but I love them anyway!
Herman: I don't do girls.
Roseli: Varies.
Now what are you going to do?
Shigeru: Fix that virginity thing.
Rei: WOOOO! GO DAD! That wasn't disturbing at all!
Herman: Tell Khalil I want his babies and watch him explode. Everyone has a hobby.
Roseli: My job.
What is something you would never say?
Shigeru: Nothing can possibly go wrong.
Rei: He deserves to die.
Herman: Dude, that chick is SO HOT!
Roseli: Please, allow me relate my life story in long, complex sentences.