Robert's Journal Rules

[rpeate]

In light of years of bullshit in my journal, and, finally, of my spending two hours yesterday when I got home responding to petty horseshit instead of caring for my newborn daughter, I have created these rules for my journal, in the interest of helping all those who mean as well as burninginwater.

ROBERT'S JOURNAL RULES

1. Assume that Robert is interested

Comments

[bloodandsalsa]

I figure I will violate rule 9. Thank you for being interesting and not mass deleting the cluster fuck that resulted from your open post.

[rpeate]

I make it a point not to delete clusterfucks, even those in which I behave imperfectly. It's all instructive.

[the_lance]

What happened?

[rpeate]

Oh, nothing. For years now.

nyah nyah

[i]

expect in one hand and shit in the other. see which one fills up.

Re: nyah nyah

[rpeate]

Hey! My hand's dirty now!

[wanderingrogue]

Wow, I spend one day focusing mainly on zombie blogging and I miss everything!

What happened?

[rpeate]

Oh, some bullshit in my euphemisms post.

[wanderingrogue]

*checks it out*

Oh, drama. This is why I like the biological sciences.

[miriam_e]

There was a bunch of zombies blogging somewhere else... and they tried to eat Robert's brain!!! Some of us tried valiantly to beat them off (no! no! get your mind out of the gutter) but in the end they got him. Yes, that's right. The zombies ate Robert's brain. It is a damn lucky thing that he doesn't need it.
(OK that's the slander part of number 6... how'm I doing? Oh crap! 9 more to go! This is too hard. I'll never manage to do this. [whine] Hey is whining in the list???

[nsingman]

I'm sorry it ended! I was hoping to figure out how to describe my children. Are they people of some color? Now I'll never know!

*sob*

[luckycee]

Alas, those from whom we have expected enlightenment have abandoned us. Whatever shall we do?

[rpeate]

Continue to suffer in darkness, and wilfully so!