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[2nd_no_3rd_king]

*figures it's high time his mun got off her sorry arse and made some kind of intro post*

Hi there. I'm known as either Ar-Aphanuzîr or Tar Amandil, which ever floats your boat, third. . .second. . .third. . .pfft KING of Númenor.

Who the Mandos are you people? (aside from the ones I've already gotten wasted with at that smelly charming little

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[lomihina]

KING?

Pah! My BABY is King.

[2nd_no_3rd_king]

I was first.

[lomihina]

Well. You're NOT in charge HERE. >:(

[2nd_no_3rd_king]

I never said I was, sweetheart.

[maglor_harper]

Hello there, the name's Maglor, son of Fëanor. Your grandfather's my son now. Your grandmother is also my daughter, it's all very complicated.

[2nd_no_3rd_king]

. . .

[maglor_harper]

Well, I adopted Elros, again only legally this time. And, by a horribly sadistic move on the part of my mun conincidence, my biological daughter turned out to be the rehousing of Lindórië. His wife.

Funny ol' world, isn't it?

[2nd_no_3rd_king]

You got that right. Got an extra cigarette there?

[lindorie]

*hovers behind her Ada*

Um. Hello.

[2nd_no_3rd_king]

Hi there, toots. Are we related?

[lindorie]

*Shudders slightly at the "toots" comment.*

*coughs* I'myourgrandmother.

[2nd_no_3rd_king]

. . .

No shit. You don't look anything like her, but then, she was pretty old and wrinkled.

[_amandil]

You're my ancester and we have the same name.

[2nd_no_3rd_king]

I'm better looking than you, though.

[_amandil]

. . .

[tar_calion]

Henceforth, you shall be known as "little Amandil." :pp

[lord_feanor]

*sighs*

Another mortal. Well. At least you don't look too queer.

[2nd_no_3rd_king]

*coughchoke*

Say what? No way. And neither do you, just so you know.

[lord_feanor]

Well of COURSE i bloody don't! I'm Feanor!

[2nd_no_3rd_king]

Good for you. Congratulations.