ha ha, this reminds me of a "will" that i wrote back in highschool or middleschool or something. yeah i used to get made fun of for having a big forehead back then too. that shit hurts ! ;p
hope your head is okay, if its in the front it will be fine but the back is where you should worry. if you didnt die last night though you should be okay. good luck ! outlaw order friday !
Yea, I have sporadic moments of retardation. Sorry about that. Alas, I am alive! I still have a slight headache but luckily I was struck on the top part of my skull. God dammit, I wish I could afford Outlaw Order. I am one broke biatch and do not get paid until Tuesday. Have fun for me. xoxoRachelxoxo
What...Thats IT?!?bleufissDecember 2 2004, 10:06:42 UTC
Yeah,Um... Since you have decided to be overwhelmingly generous to me as far as your camera and AND your TV,Ive decided that Ill need something to watch on the TV so I will take all your movies too,Kevin can have the ones I dont like or have already.If you should die on a pay week,ill also inherit your checking account.I think its only fair compensation since i was around when you lost your cherry(no,not when the little girl at La Petite touched the goodies cherry) but the other one-AND having to deal with your mother-which should qualify me for a lotto jackpot worth 150million easily.So with your $$,TV and Camera I will pack up and be in Long Beach before the sand over your body has settled.HAHA!
Re: What...Thats IT?!?rpm53846December 2 2004, 14:59:51 UTC
Honey, if you add up the total of my $$, t.v., and Camara, that would give you a grand total of let's see...T.v.-fucked up and non pawnable. $$-Fourteen dollars and seventy four cents. Camera- Pawnable. A grand toal of about $130. I am sure you could hitch to Long Beach and sleep on the beaches. I hear they have large garbage cans there.
I aggree to leave you with my movie collection. Take take of LOTR for me.
Re: What...Thats IT?!?bleufissDecember 2 2004, 19:03:08 UTC
Well,after much thought and consideration,I have decided to put you in a trash can with cement and throw you into the river.I think its the most efficent way to dispose of you.Your dad wont have to pay funeral costs and your mother wont hold it againt your dead soul because she wont pay funeral costs either.its a WIN WIN for all involved.LOTR i have them,sorry hehehehe! You know I love you boo!
Shit, I use to hump the sink on a daily basis. Basicly anything with a sharp or well rounded corner, I was humping it. I remember one day my mother and I were at the grocery store. I got this sudden urge to hump something. So I walked down a different isle, hit the floor, and started humping my fist. :0) xoxoRachelxoxo
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yeah i used to get made fun of for having a big forehead back then too. that shit hurts ! ;p
hope your head is okay, if its in the front it will be fine but the back is where you should worry.
if you didnt die last night though you should be okay.
good luck ! outlaw order friday !
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Alas, I am alive! I still have a slight headache but luckily I was struck on the top part of my skull.
God dammit, I wish I could afford Outlaw Order. I am one broke biatch and do not get paid until Tuesday. Have fun for me.
xoxoRachelxoxo
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$$-Fourteen dollars and seventy four cents.
Camera- Pawnable.
A grand toal of about $130.
I am sure you could hitch to Long Beach and sleep on the beaches. I hear they have large garbage cans there.
I aggree to leave you with my movie collection. Take take of LOTR for me.
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It would take alot of fucking sand to settle over my fat ass.
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You know I love you boo!
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:0) xoxoRachelxoxo
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