Totally hot girls play the violin. Somewhat hot girls play cello. (Like Greg. Greg is a somewhat hot girl.) Girls who play a phallic instrument like the flute or clarinet are pretty and sexy, but are also usually crazy band-geeks and will have sex with your friends if it gets them attention. Girls who play the guitar are, to me, hot, if they play one of those undersized guitars, not a full-size one. Not a ukelele, you know what I mean. A ukelele can only be played by a very jolly, very fat man, or a girl in a grass skirt. Neither can be taken seriously.
Last but not least; the triangle. A girl who plays the triangle most likely has to have assistance being fed or using the restroom.
What are your thoughts on girls playing drums? HMM?
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Last but not least; the triangle. A girl who plays the triangle most likely has to have assistance being fed or using the restroom.
What are your thoughts on girls playing drums? HMM?
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ps we were in bathing suits
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