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Feb 11, 2009 19:18

I was walking down Madison Avenue today when an old man screamed in my ear, MIDGET! I turned my head to check if I hadn't just imagined it, and there he was, CACKLING at me. Like a witch.

Welcome to New York, me!

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poettrees February 12 2009, 00:58:07 UTC
Jeez, you're HARDLY a midget.

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clobby February 12 2009, 15:40:45 UTC
ha! wtf.

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