Where do I find these people?

[rrrobofrance]

Or more accurately, where do these people find me?

Email thread with OKCupid Boy:

boy:

I just have to say...

That picture of you playing electronic drums is absolutely amazing.
Context?

me:

Halloween Rock Band party at my friend's place. Or, I play drums in a virtual smurf band. Whichever suits your fantasies best.

Rebecca

boy:Oh that's

Comments

[poettrees]

Dear Rebecca:

I thought you were going to be my new hot drummer girlfriend like that chick in Some Kind of Wonderful, but now I learn you just enjoy such lame activities as getting together with friends and having fun with a game that practically everyone has a blast with.

In conclusion, I will not be buying you a Stella.

Regards,
Probable Hipster Douche

[rrrobofrance]

Seriously, he's not even attractive. Some people really need to be punched.