Rule #1: Never forget a proper introduction

[rrrruler]

(ooc: For the proper atmosphere, listen to this while reading!)

*The camera clicks on to reveal... two women sitting side-by-side. The first thing you may notice is that they both have dark red skin from head to toe - and the second thing you may notice is that they have horns. (Well, one of them has horns, the other just has a single horn.

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[rrrruling]

[The other, with long rather wavy hair, claps her hands together with a sweet smile]

Yes, we thought it would be only fair to introduce ourselves to this filthy place before imposing our rules. [And the 'r' there is rolled. Why? Who knows.]

Ah, but we'll get to that momentarily! First, introductions. My name is Scanty. It's such a pleasure.

[rrrruler]

*In comparison, her sister's expression is far more serious and reserved. But there's a smugness in the way she talks that can't be disguised.* And I am her younger sister, Kneesocks. The pleasure is all yours, I'm sure.

It's completely clear to us that this city is in desperate need of order and rules to cleanse it of its trash. Don't you agree, dear sister?

[rrrruling]

Oh, absolutely, Miss Kneesocks! With such a filthy, low-bred and despicable place, then really, there's only room for improvement! My, my, and such improvements to be made!

[She looks vaguely concerned for a moment, as if pitying the poor, poor souls that are forced to live here without such lovely rules] Which is why I'm afraid we must get started immediately to reverse the damage done by such lax administration. So, Miss Kneesocks, why don't you start with the first rule?

[rrrruler]

But of course. The first rule is: Maintain a uniform and high-class dress code at all times! Avoid looking like a shabby gutter angel, and pursue absolute perfection in your appearance!

The second rule, dear sister?