An Oxford grad who teaches as an adjunct at two different "worthless" colleges and is preparing to enter into one of the fields with the lowest average job satisfaction (and the greatest number of naysayers)? Laughable.
Dee is most definitely awesome, and she might like you better now...but just wait until I get my breast implants!
Or you could...sylvanirDecember 20 2003, 12:24:33 UTC
Just get the false breasts from the Book Of Erotic Fantasy. They match skin color and tone, and confer feeling to the wearer. And you can take them off when done!
Re: you being horny...sylvanirDecember 20 2003, 17:34:31 UTC
Might not be so much of a problem if you didn't make aster256 sleep on the sofa so often. Then you might not need darkelfprincess to keep you satisfied.
A couple of other quick points...
1) It's spelled Garan (and he probably wouldn't bother to mention the mistake).
2) I've never said that cheesecake is better than boobies! Cheesecake is just usually more readily available, sometimes cheaper, and you don't tend to get in as much trouble for sneaking a taste of someone else's!
Ok, I think I'm going to run away screaming before you and Deedee decide to castrate me.
Contrary to popular belief Aster256 rarely sleeps on the couch. When he does it is usually cause one of us is sick and he is being nice. I really am not that mean....
Sorry I didn't get to talk to you tonight, K. I was sleeeeeeping and I guess my family didn't want to wake me up. I miss you too! And thank you, you are nummy too! I didn't think anyone else used that word....interesting, and promising. *winks* Have fun in Houston and St. Louis, and have yourself a merry little Christmas..*dramatically singing* Me loves you, happy holidays, and hopefully I will talk to you soon! Love, ~Me
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Dee is most definitely awesome, and she might like you better now...but just wait until I get my breast implants!
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A couple of other quick points...
1) It's spelled Garan (and he probably wouldn't bother to mention the mistake).
2) I've never said that cheesecake is better than boobies! Cheesecake is just usually more readily available, sometimes cheaper, and you don't tend to get in as much trouble for sneaking a taste of someone else's!
Ok, I think I'm going to run away screaming before you and Deedee decide to castrate me.
Later!
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Love, ~Me
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