Nonsensical username: check! Unfortunate text/background combination that renders page unreadable: check! Unlistenably annoying embedded MP3: check! Idiot friends who consistently forget "you" is a three-letter word: check! Author actually suspects someone to believe s/he's an 18-year-old bisexual who lives in Japan and makes between $180K and $200K a year: check!
I don't get it, Santos- looks like your typical MySpace page! Why all the puzzlement?
(Hit me up on AIM if you come around again tonight- have IMPORTANT QUESTIONS for you)
I don't have a lot of trouble believing that bladecham could possibly be a girl. I can even accept that bladceham could possibly be an 18-year-old girl. No, but I have SERIOUS doubts that it's this 18-year-old girl. I can't think of a single artist of comparable caliber I know of who STILL doesn't grasp the basic elements of color theory as applied to web design- i.e., DO NOT PUT LIGHT GREEN/LIGHT CYAN TEXT AGAINST A LIGHT GREY BACKGROUND. Hell, I'm a total hack, and even *I* know that!
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Unfortunate text/background combination that renders page unreadable: check!
Unlistenably annoying embedded MP3: check!
Idiot friends who consistently forget "you" is a three-letter word: check!
Author actually suspects someone to believe s/he's an 18-year-old bisexual who lives in Japan and makes between $180K and $200K a year: check!
I don't get it, Santos- looks like your typical MySpace page! Why all the puzzlement?
(Hit me up on AIM if you come around again tonight- have IMPORTANT QUESTIONS for you)
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Look up bladecham if you are wondering... http://s65.photobucket.com/albums/h222/BladeCham/
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Ok, that cinches it.
This is all a Gaian hoax.
IT JUST HAS TO BE.
(Mind you, an 18 year old girl... WITH A FIVE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER?? in CALIFORNIA??)
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I don't have a lot of trouble believing that bladecham could possibly be a girl. I can even accept that bladceham could possibly be an 18-year-old girl. No, but I have SERIOUS doubts that it's this 18-year-old girl. I can't think of a single artist of comparable caliber I know of who STILL doesn't grasp the basic elements of color theory as applied to web design- i.e., DO NOT PUT LIGHT GREEN/LIGHT CYAN TEXT AGAINST A LIGHT GREY BACKGROUND. Hell, I'm a total hack, and even *I* know that!
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I'm blind.
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BladeCham is an artist. That used to have a website.
I honestly don't know what that MySpace link is.
I was hoping you knew about the former(The Artist), not the latter(The Myspace).
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