According to Freud
Title: According to Freud
Author: rslhilson
Rating: M
Summary: Wilson has a bit of a tooth problem.
Spoilers: None
Pairings: H/W slash
Warnings: Sexual references/references to masturbation; meta-ish
Disclaimer: Still own nothing.
Author's Note: Silly drabble written for the Gather Round the Campfire Challenge at Camp Sick!Wilson :)
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“According to Freud, dreaming about tooth loss is a punishment for masturbation.”
Wilson glared at House, mouth closed against his undeniably, inexplicably, magically bare gums.
“Of course, this isn’t a dream. So just how much are you masturbating, Wilson?”
Wilson pushed his panic-scrawled message towards House again.
WITCH!
SAID SHE’LL BE BACK.
HELP.
“May as well have some fun in the meantime,” House shrugged unhelpfully, but even Wilson had to smile at the implications of House’s familiar smirk. “It doesn’t count if I jerk you off, does it?”
Nearby, the sick!Wilson campers grinned. They never let Wilson suffer for long.
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Fin
Author: rslhilson
Rating: M
Summary: Wilson has a bit of a tooth problem.
Spoilers: None
Pairings: H/W slash
Warnings: Sexual references/references to masturbation; meta-ish
Disclaimer: Still own nothing.
Author's Note: Silly drabble written for the Gather Round the Campfire Challenge at Camp Sick!Wilson :)
* * * * *
“According to Freud, dreaming about tooth loss is a punishment for masturbation.”
Wilson glared at House, mouth closed against his undeniably, inexplicably, magically bare gums.
“Of course, this isn’t a dream. So just how much are you masturbating, Wilson?”
Wilson pushed his panic-scrawled message towards House again.
WITCH!
SAID SHE’LL BE BACK.
HELP.
“May as well have some fun in the meantime,” House shrugged unhelpfully, but even Wilson had to smile at the implications of House’s familiar smirk. “It doesn’t count if I jerk you off, does it?”
Nearby, the sick!Wilson campers grinned. They never let Wilson suffer for long.
* * * * *
Fin