I smoked pot last night but shh don't tell anyone.
Once there were two brothers, who lived together, and became reclusive over time. Brother #1 went blind and became almost paralyzed from arthritis and relied on Brother #2 for all of his needs. One day, out of fear of being robbed of his collection of junk, Brother #2 set up booby traps all over their house.
When the neighbors complained about a terrible stench coming from the house to the police, they found Brother #2 dead under a 200 lb pile of junk that he used to create his booby traps. Brother #1 was found dead in a chair with an empty cup in his hand. He died of starvation waiting for his brother to bring him juice.
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If you could live another 200 years, would you really want to?
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Once there were two brothers, who lived together, and became reclusive over time. Brother #1 went blind and became almost paralyzed from arthritis and relied on Brother #2 for all of his needs. One day, out of fear of being robbed of his collection of junk, Brother #2 set up booby traps all over their house.
When the neighbors complained about a terrible stench coming from the house to the police, they found Brother #2 dead under a 200 lb pile of junk that he used to create his booby traps. Brother #1 was found dead in a chair with an empty cup in his hand. He died of starvation waiting for his brother to bring him juice.
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