It's About Me

[rt_sparrow]

At 3:40 a.m. I wake up and find Bad Kitty standing on my chest. The first thing I notice is his feet are poking holes in my sternum. He doesn't understand the difference between all his weight being distributed over his flat sleeping body and all his weight being on his little jabby feet. The second thing I notice is he's retching and about to

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[rt_sparrow]

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it. Sorry about the hairball slime flashback. :) Thanks for reading.

[sweeny_todd]

haha! nicely done!

[rt_sparrow]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for reading and commenting!

[phoenixejc]

That's such a terrible feeling when you know the kitty is gonna puke and you're unable to convince her to move off your bed or carpet!!

[rt_sparrow]

Yep. I often think, if they just understood English. But honestly, I'm not sure that would help.

Thanks for reading and commenting!

[frecklestars]

I laughed SO hard; my cat did a similar thing just this week, only for him it's not hairballs (he's hairless) - it's that he likes to eat anything that's small enough and left out. And he doesn't yet understand that he has a delicate stomach.

[rt_sparrow]

OMG! That icon is hilarious!

I'm glad you enjoyed the post. ;) Thanks for reading and commenting (and using that icon, omg.) :)

[noodledays]

hehe, I do agree that raising a pet can be useful practice before trying a small human. ;)

[rt_sparrow]

I suspect that if my mom had a puppy, she'd never have had me. :P

Thanks for reading, and commenting!

Also your icon is hypnotic. :)

[noodledays]

have another, in case you want a change of pace. :)

[rt_sparrow]

can't. stop. watching.