Ouch

[rta_heulwen]

Hmm...does killing a creatures that was very likely a half god count as knocking out a God?  The fireworks were fantastic.

Should have worried about that before now.

Ouch.

Some highlights of the adventure:

Sea monsters killed: 1

Times struck by lightning: 1

Virgins waiting for a hero:  Many

Scantily clad warrior women: 2

Times Martin said "Don't worry" or

Comments

[bldy_cute_molly]

Times Martin said "Let me check the book": (didn't he read it in advance?)"

I asked him about that, you know. Apparently it's standard practice for him NOT to.

[rta_heulwen]

Yes, it's kinda like the fantastic place he found to jump off a mountain that he took everyone out to visit without investigating the mystery of the evil monks.

I love adventuring with Martin!

[gil_karm]

Keeping track would assume that I was listening to him.

OUCH.

[rta_heulwen]

I listen to YOU.

[rta_martin]

It's not my fault!

[rta_heulwen]

It never is.

So, we can go back?

[bldy_cute_molly]

Of course it wasn't Martin. Of course it wasn't.

Was there anything LEFT to go back TO? Other than a village full of sister-virgins that I'd still have to protect Martin from with my wifely glare.

And how the heck was that man expecting *ME* to help procreate with them? Deflower, sure, but there are some things I am not just NOT prepared to do. I mean...even if I'd wanted to try.

[rta_martin]

that was just one hidden village!