One of those lame-o updates

[ru_paul]

Because, really, what is there to say? I've been exercising practically 24/7, getting in shape to go on tour. You all know about that stuff, trying to arrange dates and venues, assembling my street team, overseeing the manufacture of the CD. I just don't feel very creative right now for writing. Maybe I'm starting menopause.

Comments

[stephentrask]

where's my whacked out enthusastic ru i know and love? not that i love you any less... but what's bringin' you down, darlin?

[ru_paul]

Oh, Dollface, I'm losing out to that skinny little less-breasts-than-me Kate Moss. The tragedy, Stephen, the tragedy! That girl does NOT know how to work it at ALL! *sobs on your shoulders*

[stephentrask]

don't let that bitch get you down, baby. it's just a giant popularity contest and she sucks more crab infested cock than you, that's all.

[ru_paul]

ew, crabs! No, I only like clean cock, thanks.

Some of my bras got put in the fucking dryer! I am so pissed, they're all warped now!

[livvie_tyler]

You icon is probably one of the most beautiful icons I've ever seen, Ru. I really like it.

[ru_paul]

Aw, thank you, Liv! ;-*