I was being chased by our complex's lawn mowing crew. It probably wasn't a good idea to tell them their lawn cows were louder than their mothers the night before. Its really stupid to resort to "your mom" jokes now-a-days and it pissed off a bunch of guys with huge rotating blades ( Read more... )

I was a robot name Jerry. My mission was a secret even to my closest group of friends. There were to be four others on this journey. We had to keep this secret because some of the other robots were contaminated with a deadly virus. Anything to bring attention to us could put us at a higher risk for coming across one of the foreordained ( Read more... )

I was the inane, unpleasant image of Steve Martin and the reflection of Nicole Kidman. I discovered the Nicole Kidman half as I happened to gaze upon myself while digging next to a lagoon in a deserted forest. When we came across what we had been looking for, Nicole left my body and stood aside me ( Read more... )

No dreams to report on today. I couldn't sleep well last night. I feel like I'm coming down with something again. Could be viral, possibly a spread of the ear infection, maybe allergies. Something definately wasn't right yesterday as I had an insipid cough all day. This morning I feel as though I may have a small demon growing in my chest. ( Read more... )

Kelly stopped by and requested my services in taking her on a historical tour of the town. The only part she seemed really interested in seeing was the Wilkinson community. The Wilkinson was a well known community of trasvestites. Well known because George Washington developed this society ( Read more... )

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I thought maybe if I went to sleep right after it happened I would wake up with the situation reversed. Everyone had suspicions, there was no escape. None of the events of that morning were out of fairness. It was not even fair to myself. But thats how we are as humans. Really animal in nature. Out of all the things we learn from short ( Read more... )