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The memory, like a traffic accident, you just have to stare at it. The lines it causes on my face grow deeper each day. We really think we learn from our pasts, don't we? Its not learning as each situation is different. To be armed in mind and body seeks a feeling of comfort ( Read more... )

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I was digging up artifacts in my bedroom wall. I found many statues. I came across a man in a kilt, living in the wall. He seemed rather irritated at my tearing up his home. He said something in Gaelic, I don't rememeber what. I didn't even understand it at the time. Then he left. I continued digging up artifacts.

After all these years, why does the folding chair taunt me this evening? Each time I woke up from noises its sat there, closer each time, winking at me. I don't know what people mean when they wink, so what would this inanimate object want? Was it coming on to me? Perhaps it thought I was its co-conspirator to a plot I was not aware of. Either ( Read more... )

Just a note to all you smokers out there: please wash your hair just before you recieve any services and do not smoke in between. I can live with all the inconveniences you provide outside of work, I can try very hard to avoid you. When I am at work, I'm stuck. I can't refuse you because your hair smells like its been on fire for three days and ( Read more... )

I need to apologise to everyone I spoke with last night. My behaviour was absurd and I really demeaned myself. I'm remembering the dumb things I said, the even more doltish ways I said them ( Read more... )

I need someone to either talk to me or kick me in the head. I hit my head very hard at work today, so I've given you a start for the kicking ( Read more... )

The confort that ensued when I realized I was sleeping on a pint of vanilla bean ice cream. It wasn't cold and did not leave a sticky residue on my skin. With that fragrance its no wonder why I slept so well. I felt very euphoric as I rolled around, sinking my limbs into the treat. I never wanted to get up. I felt if I did get up the cold, ( Read more... )

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