Oh, hell.

[rubberduckgrrl]

Slingshot condom. That was not a concept I needed to learn about. Ever.

Now I must learn about Plan B and decide whether or not to obtain. Oh, hell.

For the record, I still cannot fathom how in the hell that condom gathered enough force to slingshot as far up/in as it did. Truly.

Unfortunately I have no one to blame for this mishap except me.