Yo moma...

[rubesta]

Your mama is so fat:

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.

When she dances she makes the band skip.

Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she

Comments

[brass_bummer]

When she gets in the shower her feet dont get wet haha

[hattles]

your mom is so black, she got a part-time job as a shadow.

[rubesta]

Your moms so white she sweats bleach!!