Stuff stuff stuff

Word word word
period coma quotation mark

I suffer from periodic bouts of loneliness and self-loathing

My fingers are smaller than your average leech

Onion ring children

Boisterous and bumptious

do you know how to do the electric slide

hey girl i like what you're wearing

Well first of all I make it a distinct point to let everyone know that I hate my life.

( Read more... )

Microsoft Word in Space ( Read more... )

Well well, here I am, laptop running on battery, chapped lips, itchy scalp, in bed and doing a late night internet browse. I'm not quite ready to sleep so I might have a cigarette. Funny how comforting a cigarette can be before bed - or before anything for that matter ( Read more... )

I just wanted 2 tell u the awesomeness that is my life right now. i'm reading all these cases from the supreme court about the first amendment and it's like we can say what we want because it's protected by our first amendment right and the government is all no you can't because there is an overriding state interest what what

I burn when I pee

on your face

My armpit is a knife

and it needs to be sharpened

The kissing life (11:13:17 PM): oh you get that feeling when you're on the rag? like your uterus is going to fall out your ass
RubHaul (10:10:57 PM): yeah
RubHaul (10:11:01 PM): all the time
RubHaul (10:11:18 PM): then i cry myself to sleep with a bag of cool ranch doritos and a tub of chubby hubby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJWuwPIgydg

This is something

every ( Read more... )