...with this song in my head ( Read more... )

While updating the database at work today, I learned there is actually a “Funkstown,” Maryland.

This makes me inexplicably happy.

"Okay, if you don’t chill I am going to get my own UHaul and move you back from crazyland myself. 3 minutes."

Or something like that.

Speaking of, I have a date tonight. An actual pick-you-up, take-you-out date. Who does this anymore?!?! I have to admit, it feels pretty fabulous. I feel pretty fabulous. And if my radar is working correctly (and I think it is), she's pretty fabulous.

And an Army police officer. You know what that means, folks.

Handcuffs.

7. "Your lips are so shiny."

Thanks, Jess.

So my roommate and I are always making teeshirts with hot quotes on them. And by making teeshirts, I mean exclaiming, "Dude, we should put THAT on a teeshirt." We also collect pick-up lines and other lame phrases to throw out in random conversation and make ourselves laugh-until-we-throw-up while the rest of the room looks at us like we're crazy. I ( Read more... )

It's like an electronic dalmation.

"Ha ha ha! So interesting! Polana is the name of my favorite club in Madrid, Spain. My friend Elizabeth and I have COUNTLESS memories that happened there."

I love you, EBaum.

It's official, folks. I'm the new bouncer (ahem, door person) at the Phase, the girl bar near my house. I'd mentioned a few months ago, in the midst of my "saving-the-world-one-internship-at-a-time" phase, that I'd be interested in working there to an acquaintance of mine who was also a bartender there. But nothing ever came of it and I didn't ( Read more... )

So, I have this annoying habit of forcing my friends, when they're having bad days, to stop what they're doing and list three good things about that day. This usually illicits a response similiar to, "shut the hell up, bitch" (hence, the subject title), but seeing as how I've been off for the past few days or so, I thought I'd take my own damn ( Read more... )

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