Koula isn't here anymore.

[rubmytummy]

This journal now belongs to Nutz.

Nutz is the friendly one that everyone loves.

He's retarded and tends to get stuck in the wheel.

He likes to eat and try to escape.

He loves to stare people down for a good twenty minutes.

He's brown and furry.

He loves your mom.

:::Squeek Squeek:::

Love,

Nutz

P.S. I love your momma.

Comments

[post_ironic]

this doesn't sound like koula, but i'm responding anyway. you need to come out sometime, dammit. you've become a bloody phantom. my birthday is next saturday. be there.

[pukpusher]

No one invites her anywhere.

Our hamster took over her journal.

[bonuspoems]

i invite her to the party in my pants all the time

but she can't afford the gas to get here

no wait..
she CLEARLY has PLENTY of gas..

SAFETY!!!