another thing that is fucking great is having pat's little librarian quiet unassuming mom say "well apparently she can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch because if not i dont know how she got the job."
what?! that is the fucking best thing ever...undesputed. i will one day be her mark my words.

so the folks were in town last week. i love them. i havent yet proposed to them to adopt me but i think i am making pretty good headway. we took them to the firing range and it was just awesome. the mom said that she was so scared she had to keep checking for the 'golden puddle' on the ground under her. we took them to the getty. totally bitchen. i ( Read more... )

this is just obsene.

What kind of disease are you?

ruby88:
ruby88 is caused by Satan.


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Fuck you fridge you got killed ... dead. i hate you fridge. hate you. i am so hungover. how am i supposed to do anything tonight in this state ( Read more... )

There is nothing like the smell of liquor and hung over bodies all over the living room with wine spilt everywhere and just an all around mess not to mention the plague of fruit flies that we have had to endure the past week or so, to make me think that i will never get away from scott street forever. i may take little vacations but sooner or later ( Read more... )

So i work a butt load the past coupla weeks. I get me a big fat check. (well actually compared to other checks i guess it is kinda pitiful but fuck those people) and i think this is great i can get the people i love some things i would love them to have because they are so good to me and they keep me sane and dont make me feel bad about being a ( Read more... )

i sit in the bathroom and all i smell is burnt hair and skin. i tend to the boy who is trying to explain to me that he is so sick because of all the things that he needs to attone for in his life. i then snap and tell him that he is so sick because he drank to fucking much and in the morning i will cook him breakfast and by the time evening rolls ( Read more... )

this is the design on my current roll of paper towels that i scanned. i find it very suggestive but i also have a dirty mind.

The American voters found the "danger" of gay marriages or the expansion of adoption more important than the soldiers being killed in Iraq. Mostly, the white conservatives of the American rural areas voted for the "tough cowboy from Texas". The youth vote in the port cities, the women, the Hispanics, the blacks were not sufficient for a change. ( Read more... )