Please, help a woman out...

I need addresses for Tim and Nate! And for anyone else I have forgotten or well shit I am sorry! As we get regrets in the mail, we can invite a few more people. Too small of a space and too many people already on the list!

Friday at work sucked so bad I am not even sure how Ed got me to go out ( Read more... )

Breyers "Carb Smart" Almond Bars: They are unbelievably tasty and likely more addictive than crack! Unfortunately, chowing down on these fine treats will not help me lose my jiggle ( Read more... )

"Better to be a happy idiot than someone who knows the truth." -from a deleted scene of an episode of NBC's bestest show ever-- The OfficeSo Chris here's your update... albeit short and kinda meaningless (sorry ( Read more... )

You know how you get so incredibly plastered, feel like absolute shit the next morning as you are in the downstairs bathroom at your best friend's house on your hands and knees with a bucket of Lysol water and a rag wiping up last night's partially digested Chicago's best deep dish Hawaiian pizza from around the toilet, and while trying to stifle ( Read more... )

So with that title I suppose no one will read this so maybe I can actually post what really goes on in this brain of mine ( Read more... )

"One day, you'll have to let it go
You'll have to let it go

One day, you'll stand up on your own
You'll stand up on your own

Remember losing hope
Remember feeling low
Remember all the feelings and the day they stopped Let me start by saying that yes, I will finally accept a few compliments from people saying that I am "looking good" these ( Read more... )

...there's no place to go but up. Right ( Read more... )

I just don't have the heart at the moment to post all the details about the fun business trip to Atlanta with Margo. I will rattle off a few things for my memory's sake and then make a feeble attempt to remember all the humorous "priceless" commercials I made in my head since returning home last night at 2am from work ( Read more... )

Simply gevid ( Read more... )