fifth breath. ≈ [PRIVATE TEXT / VIDEO]

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[ooc; Hi, gang! I am sort of in Vegas right now, so for John's first post in this event, I'll probably be replying reeeeally slowly. The more triggery, violent part of his fear will crop up in a post on Monday, once I'm back home.]

Comments

[mirthfulness]

WhOa, WhAt?
ShIt, ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR's hErE?
ArE YoU AlL MoThErFuCkIn sUrE, bRo?
I AiN't aLl bEeN SeEiN NoThIn.

[This little bastard here is unaffected by the current events.]

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[Man, this isn't going to end well.]

oh geez, really?
maybe i am just seeing things, then...i mean, i only saw his reflection.
it was probably just the light, hehe!

[...not that telling himself that is helping much.]

[mirthfulness]

YeAh MoThErFuCkEr, I KnOw hOw tHaT ShIt gOeS.
YoU JuSt gOtTa sTaRe aT It lOnG EnOuGh
ThEn yOu'Ll aLl pRoBaBlY ZoNe oUt aNd fOrGeT ThE MoThErFuCkEr'S ThErE.
LaTeR It'Ll bE LiKe "ShIt, DiD I SeE A TwO-HeAdEd cLoWn? HaHa, FuCk nO."

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haha, maybe...except i could have sworn it was trying to, like, claw its way out of the mirror or something!
it was really creepy. :( and not in an awesome kind of way, either.

[mirthfulness]

WhOoAh.
ShIt'S LiKe aLl uP BeIn sTuCk iN ThErE ThOuGh, RiGhT?
MiRrOr mIrAcLeS MiGhT KeEp tHaT MoThErFuCkEr cOnTaInEd.

OtHeRwIsE YoU JuSt sMaCk iT On tHe nOsE, yEaH?

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gosh, i sure hope so! i mean, i am all powerful and stuff now because of the quest bed thing, but i don't think i can take jack on by myself.

...i'm pretty sure that got be killed again right before i got here! maybe. i don't knoooooooow.

[mirthfulness]

MaYbE YoU AtE SoMe bAd gUsHeRs, BrO.
I KnOw i'Ve AlL Up aNd aTe sOmE BaD PiE BeFoRe.
ThRoWs sOmE ToTaL HaRsH On mY WhImSy.

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maybe...i guess i should lay off of them for a while! i have sort of been eating them non-stop since i got them, maybe that's it.

some bad pie, huh? that sounds pretty nasty, eeeewww.

[mirthfulness]

HaHa, YeAh.
LaZy pIeMaKiN Is bAd, BrO.
If yOu dOn'T AlL BaKe tHaT ShIt pRoPeR AfTeR NoT BaThIn aNd sLeEpIn iN It, ThEn sHiT DoN't cOmE OuT RiGhT.

[So casual about this.]

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i see! o: that sounds pretty complicated for a pie, dude. bathin and sleepin in it...um, wow, hehe.

[mirthfulness]

HeY, i tOlD YoU ThErE WaS MoThErFuCkIn sLiMe!
WhAt aLl sOrT Of sHiT WeRe yOu tHiNkIn tHeY WaS BeIn mAdE Of?

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you did! you told me about the slime, bro!

but it just seems weird that it's the same stuff you guys like...sleep in. that is pretty weird, no offense.

[mirthfulness]

WeLl mOsT TrOlLs aIn'T AlL InTo eAtIn iT, bUt i aLwAyS LiKeD It.
ShItS NoT FoR EvErYoNe, YoU KnOw?

[derpleader]

that is true! i have met some people that don't like fruit gushers, and while they are definitely crazy, i guess not everyone can handle this amount of sheer deliciousness.

[mirthfulness]

HaHaHa!
I LiKe tHe wAy yOu uP AnD LoOk aT ShIt, MoThErFuCkEr. :o) HoNk.