seventh breath! ≈ [VIDEO/ACTION]

[derpleader]

[Good morning, Ruby City! Does this face look familiar? It's been a while since John's poked his head onto the network -- hell, where has the kid even BEEN? He hasn't been showing up at work, hasn't been replying to posts...gosh, it's like he'd dropped off the face of the city there for a while.

Oh, wait. Maybe he did. Because here John is,

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[mirthfulness]

Shit, motherfucker.

Quit all wanderin' into some wicked space vacuums or whatever the motherfuck you all get lost in.

[derpleader]

Heeey, Gamzee. [Have a lazy wave.] I will do my best! I have, like, nooo idea how I got down there, though...bluuuh. Have I really been gone for three weeks?

[mirthfulness]

Kinda all motherfuckin' looks like it, brother.

Get yourself some fruit gushin' candies and rest up.

[derpleader]

Man, that is just too crazy! I guess I will have to be extra careful from now on...

...uuugh. [He gets to his feet, slowly and shakily.] Yeah, I gotta, gotta do it for the Gushers...

[...yeah, no, he's falling right back on his face. This derp is not going anywhere without some help.]

[mirthfulness]

Whoa. Fuck, bro. Be careful.

[He squints at the screen as if that will help him see around John to where any help might be coming. Help is coming, right?]

You all got some motherfucker on their way to you yet?

[derpleader]

[Giving the camera a thumbs-up.] Yeah, man, don't worry! I am pretty sure Vash will be here soon.

[mirthfulness]

Aight. That's good.

[He doesn't really know who Vash is, but whatever.]

You tell me if that all don't work out, okay bro?

[derpleader]

Sure thing, man. [Sitting back up, not trying to stand again, but...he can at least assume his usual criss-cross position.] Seriously, don't worry, I am totally fine.

[mirthfulness]

Well good. I didn't all wanna think I'd have to run the motherfuck down there and help you myself.