[It has been a long week for this troll. However, he doesn't remember much of it. He is waking up now from a quick nap he had taken in the afternoon, that was his first clue to something being up. For one he had been sleeping. Quickly he reaches out beside him to grab his communicator.]
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shit's all motherfuckin weird.
hardly remember any and all of the last few days, i think.
not all that bad, though.
seein your real motherfuckin colors for once.
it's nice and bright.
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I'M SO FUCKING CHILL UP IN HERE
IF I WAS ANY MORE CHILL I THINK ICE WOULD HAVE TO BOW DOWN TO MY LORD AND MIGHTY CHILL FUCK
WHAT COLORS
THERE IS NO FUCKING COLOR
NOTHING WAS SHOWN, THERE WAS NOTHING THERE
HOWS THAT FOR YOUR DAMN HARLEQUIN MIRACLES
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i won't give you any more directions, bro.
wouldn't all want to cramp your style.
wHoA, ShIt. I wAsN't EvEn aLl uSiNg mY QuIrK.
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I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO REMAIN COOPED UP IN MY HIVE FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS WHILE I TRY AND FIGURE JUST WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED IN THE PAST FUCKING WEEK
IF MY THINK PAN ISN'T TOO RUSTED
I VAGUELY
REMEMBER OR DREAMT ABOUT SOME SHIT
EVERYONE, INCLUDING YOU WERE ACTING ODD, LIKE...
FUCK
I CAN'T EVEN METAPHOR THAT SHIT
FUCKING PAST DREAM SELF BLABBING MY BLOOD COLOR EVERYWHERE LIKE IT'S A FUCKING VIBRANT, SHINING SIGN
YOU WEREN'T?
AT LEAST YOU ARE NOW
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i don't even know what.
FuCk, I'm aLl uP DiScOmBoBuLaTeD.
I ThInK I ReMeMbEr tAkInG SoMeThInG, bUt i dOn'T AlL ReCaLl wHaT.
So mOtHeRfUcKiN ChIlL RiGhT NoW
I'm hArDlY AwAkE.
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I LIKE THIS IDEA OF CHILL
IT IS NICE
SO FUCKING NICE I SHALL REMAIN CHILL IN MY RESPITEBLOCK
FOR A LONG WHILE
IT'S JUST FUCKING CHILL THAT WAY
GIVING YOU ASSHOLE'S FUCKING ORDERS FROM MY SAFE CHILL ZONE
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think i'm just gonna sit in here until this shit wears off.
have a motherfuckin pie later maybe.
shit.
i'm all like whoa.
everything's so motherfuckin clear and calm.
there's all bein a metaphor in there maybe.
fuck if i know.
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THAT'S AN ORDER
I'M APPARENTLY SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING ON THE DUTY OF MAKING SURE YOU EAT THAT SHIT
SO BEING YOUR LEADER IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY NOW
SO EAT YOUR PIE OTHERWISE I WILL HAVE TO COME FEED IT TO YOU OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT AND WHILE I LIE AWAKE WISHING FOR THAT TO HAPPEN
I DON'T WANT TO DO IT
LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND ONE
I MIGHT WANT TO USE IT LATER TO DESCRIBE THIS HUGE FUCK-UP
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[This is obviously the most verbose response he can give at the moment.]
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SO LET ME KNOW HOW THAT ALL WORKS OUT FOR YOU
MIRACLES AND ALL
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i will definitely be with the droppin of wicked motherfuckin miracle news in your general direction.
when it is bein something i have to drop.
as in the miracles are all in my possession
as miracles are want to bein.
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GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
CAN'T WAIT TO GET A TASTE OF YOUR MIRACLE CLOUD OF MOTHERFUCKERS
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hahaha!
that's motherfuckin something, best friend.
i like that.
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BE SURE TO FUCKING USE THAT ONE
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MAYBE I'LL HAVE A BETTER ONE FOR YOU WHEN YOU COME BACK TO CLAIM IT
WHO FUCKING KNOWS
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