♋ 8th Memo [Failed Video + Action]

[beepbeepmeeow]

[Well this was unfortunate. He groans as he stirs from his slumber. When he does wake he finds himself in the midst of the jungle. Well fuck! If that isn't the understatement of the alternian sweep. Plants, trees, dangerous toxic fucks and everything in between. Karkat was to say the least not a happy troll. Needless to say he quickly jumps to his

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[mirthfulness]

[Gamzee has already been in the jungle for a day.

Being as it's Gamzee, survival hasn't been all that difficult. He's always had a knack for not getting killed, even when high off his ass.

Karkat's voice is easy to pick up, even through the dense jungle. There's a rustle in the trees before he hops out to land in front of his leader.]

Hey, best friend.

[beepbeepmeeow]

[He quickly turns at that voice. He would recognize that lilting tone anywhere and he quickly will be covering his wound only more. Sure Gamzee saw the red text way back when, but he doesn't want his blood to literally be shown to the world.]

Gamzee! Oh thank fuck! You're in this pile of shit too. Fucking forest.

[mirthfulness]

[Too bad he sees him covering it. Gamzee narrows his eyes slightly, head muddier and clearer all at once a day off the pie.]

You hurt, bro?

[beepbeepmeeow]

No! Why would I be hurt? I'm not hurt. [Fuck what Gamzee sees, he is still going attempt to cover this shit.]

[mirthfulness]

[Sorry, man. You have no personal space. Gamzee is now in it.]

You don't need to lie about that shit to me, best friend. We can at least wrap it the motherfuck up.

[beepbeepmeeow]

[...]

No! Don't look at it, it is hideous. I'm cursed to carry this mutant sludge that runs threw my veins and- [He will now proceed to go on and on about how woe is him that he has this hideous color blood, being a mutant and the red blood lake that mocked him. All the while clutching his wound.]

[mirthfulness]

Shut up. [Gamzee baps him on the cheek, but not hard.]

It ain't like I ain't already seen it. Let's tie that candy blood up and move the motherfuck on.

[beepbeepmeeow]

[He stops speaking once he is a hit, but doesn't stay that way for long.]

What the fuck was that for Gamzee!? I was only explaining the horror of this fucking sludge and being a damn mutant. Just don't look at it! I can take care of it!

[No, he probably can't]

[mirthfulness]

Just tryin' to keep you from bein' silly about this, brother.

[There's no point in covering up what he's already aware of, is there?

Gamzee's just gonna try and do that thing all the heroes do in the movies where one person rips up part of their clothing to bandage another. In this case, Karkat, you get a bit of a pant leg. Hope you like your bandaging in polka dots.]

Now don't you be movin' or nothin'. I only got so much pants.

[beepbeepmeeow]

[Oh god does he! No. In reality he doesn't give a fuck. He is more concerned for the candy red blood still very visible on both palms of his hands. One from the wound the other from covering his wound. Though, this is obvious. He has to wonder though why Gamzee isn't...well hating him, culling him, doing something other then bandaging him! Is it because he doesn't want to see his blood, maybe, that might be it. Or maybe he is just high off his miracle fuck pies. Yeah, one of those reasons. So, Karkat will be standing there watching Gamzee wrap the cloth around his hand.]

Why the fuck are you doing this?

[mirthfulness]

Well I figure if you makin' such a fuss about shit I'll just help you cover it proper.

That what best friends do, yeah?

[beepbeepmeeow]

[Well then. He is just going to stand there uncertain of how to react to this and keep his frown on. Yes that is the most important thing.]

Yeah. I guess they do.

[Well now back to the point.]

We need to find the rest of the team.

[mirthfulness]

...Sure, bro.

[The reply might be oddly calmer than usual.]

If that's what you want.

[beepbeepmeeow]

Of course thats what I want! We are in a fuckfest of a forest...jungle. Without any knowledge of where to proceed. This is why we need to find the rest of the team so I can lead them through this!

[mirthfulness]

Aight.

Then I got your back, best friend.

[beepbeepmeeow]

That's good to know then. At least one of you idiots do.