♋ 9th Memo [Action + Text]

[beepbeepmeeow]

[A certain black haired, crabby troll emerges from the Catacombs. It had been awhile since he had shown his face in the city. In fact, he had been sent back home for the time being. Which had been nice, he guessed. Even though Karkat had gone home, as he had hoped for (never wanting to be in this city in the first place) now the city was a breath

Comments

[te%t]

[b100archer]

D--> Were you gone
D--> I hadn't noticed

te%t

[b100archer]

D--> Are you serious
D--> Are you seriously questioning my self-control
D--> Seriously

D--> This is why we would never work out, gutterb100d
D--> You clearly know nothing about me
D--> How can you hate what you don't even know

D--> Try harder ne%t time

TEXT

[beepbeepmeeow]

OH THERE IS NO QUESTION AND I KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU
EVEN MORE NOW
STUFF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YET

I KNOW I HATE YOU
MY HATE BURNS WITH THE BLACK INTENSITY OF THE ALTERNIAN SUN
THERE I SAID IT
FUCKING HAPPY NOW FUCK ASS

te%t

[b100archer]

D--> Clearly Future Me must do some pretty amazingly hateful things, if he's caught your attentions in such a way

D--> I'm not surprised
D--> I always knew I had it in me

D--> So
D--> Are we kismesises now or what

TEXT

[beepbeepmeeow]

WELL NOW THAT IT IS OUT IN THE FUCKING OPEN AND YOU FEEL THE SAME
HOW ABOUT WE GET TO THE IMPORTANT SHIT
LIKE FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN YOUR FUCKING FACE
AND BY THAT I MEAN IN THIS CITY
I SAW ENOUGH OF IT BACK HOME
EVEN THOUGH IT IS EASIER TO DEAL WITH YOU BLUE TEXT THEN YOUR BLUEBLOOD ASSWIPE FACE

te%t

[b100archer]

D--> Funny
D--> From my perspective I've never seen you at all
D--> And I was hoping to keep it that way

D--> Oh well

D--> Yes, let's meet
D--> So I can see the face I'm going to be punching at every opportunity

[And so he can find out he's taller than Karkat and gloat about it! Wheeeee!]

TEXT [Gotta say never...expected this to happen.]

[beepbeepmeeow]

FUCKASS
YOU CAN'T HAVE A QUADRANT OVER TEXT
IT ONLY ENDS IN FAILURE

HERE ARE THE DIRECTIONS TO MY HIVE
VISIT WHEN YOU FUCKING WANT TO

[Click, click, click and send! Look it Equius from asshole to fuckass in a matter of seconds don't you feel special!]

te%t to action; lol, you're the second Karkat I've seduced with my sweaty Equius hate

[b100archer]

D--> Oh, so you've tried to have one over te%t
D--> Goodness, you're pathetic

[But with that, he turns off his watch and heads out to the address given. Before long, he's banging on Karkat's door and making the entire hive shiver.]

ACTION [Oh baby! The Karkats cannot resist the calignious swag]

[beepbeepmeeow]

[Well if that isn't obnoxious as fuck! He quickly goes to answer the door. Making sure to avoid any accidental bangs to his head.]

Hey! Knock it the fuck off asshat! There are others living in this fucking hive!

[He takes a moment to stare up at Equius and rolls his eyes.]

Yep the same asshole.

ACTION

[b100archer]

[Equius, meanwhile, crosses his arms over his chest and glowers down at Karkat. However, he can't help the way the corner of his mouth is quirking up... just a little bit.]

I had no idea you were so tiny. Are we actually the same age? Are you sure you aren't a sweep or so younger than I am?

[Aw yeah, short jokes.]

ACTION FOREVER

[beepbeepmeeow]

Fucking hilarious that, that is the first thing out of your mouth. Figures.

At least I can actually hug people, or did you forget you couldn't do that. Not that it had to do with anything, just thought I would mention it. If we are going to take stabs at what we can't control. I decided why shouldn't I join this party.

[He moves into his hive. He wasn't really going to be leaving. Unless Equius wanted to. He gestures for Equius to enter the hive if he so wishes.]

ACTION FOREVER

[b100archer]

[Like Equius wasn't going to be coming in anyway. He'll just stomp in and look around imperiously, silently judging.]

Do you really live like this? I understand the lower classes don't have the same means as highbloods, but really? Do you have to live like oinkbeasts?

[Okay, not so silently judging.]

Re: ACTION FOREVER

[beepbeepmeeow]

[Not to mention the random drawings on the walls most in candy red chalk and occasional other colors.]

We have the same means fuckass! It's called we go to find a hive, we put our shit in it and then live there until other fuckers want to bother us.

Yes! It is messy! Thanks for notifying me of the fucking obvious bulgestain!

ACTION FOREVER

[b100archer]

We have the same means, and yet you choose to continue living in squalor. What does that say about you?

[Sauntering in all the same.]

[beepbeepmeeow]

[Oh ha, ha! He sees what you did there Equius.]

I don't choose to! It is Terezi's fault. All her fucking drawings all over the place.

[No he did not mention the piles of clothing on the floor, well mostly towels and what not. He doesn't own very many clothes of his own.]

I bet your hive has piles of robots and creepy devices that I refuse to mention. Given the vulgar imagery that I don't even want to get into or imagine.

[b100archer]

[He doesn't answer immediately, but instead turns and smirks at him for a moment before continuing his inspections.]

You would be correct.

[He isn't, but whatever.]