[The Morning Post]
Goooooood morning, Ruby City! I apologize fer missin' da past couple days, it turns out, I ain't too good at keepin' deadlines, even if I set dem myself. Who knew?
Anyway, biggest news seems ta be ta stay da frag away from da forest unless yer properly equipped ta handle 'n existence stealin' monster. I assume dat means magic users only, 'n you have NO idea how weird it is fer me ta have ta say dat. If ya need more information, my esteemed lizard buddy Dinobutt was da one who ran inta it first, 'n it sounds like he's set up a watch ta keep 'n eye on it fer now.
On a lighter note, Lavi was out wanderin' round in his undies last night. I dunno if dis was a one time show or if it's gonna be a regular show, but in case ya missed it, I managed ta snap a picture.
Oh yeah! And Loz found a shoppin' center! It apparently has one of Sephy's favorite shampoos. I vote we call it Lulz-Mart, whaddya guys think?
Anyway, biggest news seems ta be ta stay da frag away from da forest unless yer properly equipped ta handle 'n existence stealin' monster. I assume dat means magic users only, 'n you have NO idea how weird it is fer me ta have ta say dat. If ya need more information, my esteemed lizard buddy Dinobutt was da one who ran inta it first, 'n it sounds like he's set up a watch ta keep 'n eye on it fer now.
On a lighter note, Lavi was out wanderin' round in his undies last night. I dunno if dis was a one time show or if it's gonna be a regular show, but in case ya missed it, I managed ta snap a picture.
Oh yeah! And Loz found a shoppin' center! It apparently has one of Sephy's favorite shampoos. I vote we call it Lulz-Mart, whaddya guys think?