this week at The Dude Ranch
One of the three dudes I live with (their real names are The German, The Pretty Boy, and The Hippie) brought home a chalkboard so the apartment could have a public forum.
The precipitating event: the pretty boy gets an electric toothbrush and leaves it recharging in the kitchen. Here is what transpired:
1) Pat bought a vibrator!
2) Janice bought a vibrator! (and Thomas used it)
3) Janice bought a vibrator! (and Thomas used it) to sodomize Pat while he was asleep.
4) Janice bought an alligator! (and Thomas used it) to sodomize Pat while he was (pretending to be)
asleep.
5) Janice bought an alligator! (and Thomas used it) to sodomize Pat while he was (pretending to be)
asleep.
Thomas, my alligator doesn't like that.
6) Janice bought an alligator! (and Thomas used it) to sodomize Pat while he was (pretending to be)
asleep.
Thomas, my alligator doesn't like that.
Um, so WHO came on my pillow...again!?
7) Janice bought an alligator! (and Thomas used it) to sodomize Pat while he was (pretending to be)
asleep.
Thomas, my alligator doesn't like that.
Um, so WHO came on my pillow...again!? Um, just YOU...again.
8) Janice bought an alligator! (and Thomas used it) to sodomize Pat while he was (pretending to be)
asleep.
Thomas, my alligator doesn't like that.
Um, so WHO came on my pillow...again!? Um, just YOU...again. No, it tastes different.
9) Janice bought an alligator! (and Thomas used it)to sodomize Pat while he was (pretending to be)
asleep.
Thomas, my alligator doesn't like that.
Um, so WHO came on my pillow...again!? Um, just YOU...again. No, it tastes different.
Maybe it was the---->alligator!
So, yeah. The house is really coming into its own.
The precipitating event: the pretty boy gets an electric toothbrush and leaves it recharging in the kitchen. Here is what transpired:
1) Pat bought a vibrator!
2) Janice bought a vibrator! (and Thomas used it)
3) Janice bought a vibrator! (and Thomas used it) to sodomize Pat while he was asleep.
4) Janice bought an alligator! (and Thomas used it) to sodomize Pat while he was (pretending to be)
asleep.
5) Janice bought an alligator! (and Thomas used it) to sodomize Pat while he was (pretending to be)
asleep.
Thomas, my alligator doesn't like that.
6) Janice bought an alligator! (and Thomas used it) to sodomize Pat while he was (pretending to be)
asleep.
Thomas, my alligator doesn't like that.
Um, so WHO came on my pillow...again!?
7) Janice bought an alligator! (and Thomas used it) to sodomize Pat while he was (pretending to be)
asleep.
Thomas, my alligator doesn't like that.
Um, so WHO came on my pillow...again!? Um, just YOU...again.
8) Janice bought an alligator! (and Thomas used it) to sodomize Pat while he was (pretending to be)
asleep.
Thomas, my alligator doesn't like that.
Um, so WHO came on my pillow...again!? Um, just YOU...again. No, it tastes different.
9) Janice bought an alligator! (and Thomas used it)to sodomize Pat while he was (pretending to be)
asleep.
Thomas, my alligator doesn't like that.
Um, so WHO came on my pillow...again!? Um, just YOU...again. No, it tastes different.
Maybe it was the---->alligator!
So, yeah. The house is really coming into its own.