I FOUND THE BEST PICTURE!
I am ON your lap, BEING blond. BEN YOU ARE SO ADORABLE oh my DEAR GOD!
Typing in caps lock is the fault of Deirdre Rose, but anyway, it's applicable. I went to visit my mums and they made me go through old photos (there are some amazing ones of myself and Noah chewing on various things and each other...) and there were a fucktonne of Ben looking adorable (and one where he looked a little naughty...) and then they tried to send me home with wine and wine and wine but I said no because they were having too much fun drinking each other under the table and doing it.
My mums are so unique.