can't stop the beats

[rubyseesall]

December 4th is my birthday. I miss all of you. So, please send all cards/sketches/loose change/love drugs to:

6100 Soundview Drive Apt 12B
Gig Harbor, WA 98335

I will paste all papers to my wall, it will bring me great joy i promise.

On another note, i used these stamps on my envelopes with my speeding ticket payments:

Comments

[verily_poetic]

i guess ill send somethinnnn.

nice stamps too.

[rubyseesall]

my grandma gave them to me lol

[the_bossanova]

those are cute i want to eat them.

etc.

You have 10 days.

[brother_banana]

I'm holding myself ransom. If you do not come back to the east side of the mountains for your birthday one piece of me will be sent to your address each day. I'll start with my pinky toe, if you aren’t here within' 10 days I will be dead.

p.s. do not try and wait for all parts to arrive and then put me back together. I'm far to complex to build from scratch.

[daryl_zero]

i am going to catch a state-patrolman for your birthday. i'll bait him with something he cant resist. what could tempt a staunch oficer of the law into danger and, more importantly, my trap? i'll make an anonymous phone call reporting a gay marrige. he'll go nuts with rage and pound things with his fist. he'll drop the phone and run straight to me dripping foam from his rage-slathered jaws. the i will send him on to you to do with as you please. justice is sweet. sweat.