your attourney general believes tabby cats are the devil

[rubyseesall]

All you are feeling is a chemical imbalance.

how boring.

yo, sleep! wtf man? I thought we were tight. I'm sorry i said that thing, we were both a little drunk and i apologized twice. Get over yourself.

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[surgical_scars]

hah... cats.

dirty, naughty, FILTHY TITTYS

[verily_poetic]

PUT CLOTH ON THEM!!!!!!

[tensepian]

"chemical imbalance" is a euphamism for longing, jealousy, suspicion, frustration, sleep depravation, and a broken heart,.... and also mild to severe insanity.

wait...wtf am i talking about?

my eyeballs hurt