Crumpiken Legacy-Chapter 4
Happy Saturday everyone. I just spent the last 2 hours giving my poodle a bath and a haircut and the first thing she did when we were finished was run outside and drag herself along the dry grass to dry off......FML. At least she got the haircut right. Anyway on with Chapter 4.
In our last chapter we got to see our adorable Lexi. So far she seems as sweet as her father, which is a good thing I think.
Lexi: I tink so too.
Um hello, you just left the baby.
Robert: I know, I thought I'd play some Darwin's Revenge while she finishes the bottle. I can't do anything until she does.
Robert is such a good dad, every want he has is about his daughter.
Robert: Come on big girl, Time to meet the hungry bear.
Lexi: I's 'fraid of da 'unwry bear.
Robert: Oh there's nothing to be afraid of sweetie. It doesn't want to eat you. Just your do do.
Lexi: Dats disgwusting.
Lexi: Otay 'ungwy bear. 'ear it tums.
I must admit, I side with Lexi on this one. That's disgusting.
In answer to everyone's question....Lexi has her father's eye color. So cute :)
Where's Marina during all this? Sleeping. You might say she was tired from the birth, but she's already accepted a party invitation later on tonight so she's getting her beauty rest before hand.
Robert: Ok Lexi. We're gonna learn to walk.
Lexi: Cat me daddy!
Robert: Don't worry sweetie, Daddy's always got you.
With Robert as her teacher, Lexi was learning things quite quickly. Father and daughter were insuperable.
Don't you think you should spend some time with your daughter instead of going out?
Marina: Look, I didn't want the brat, Robert did. As far as I'm concerned, she's his problem.
Such motherly love.
Robert: Honey, come here. Lexi just did the cutest thing!
Marina: Can't talk now, I'm late.
Robert: Late for what?
Marina: A party. You'd know that if you weren't so preoccupied with your own needs and work on your celebrity status once and a while.
Robert: Marina, I think we should focus on our daughter. Lexi is the most important thing in my life.
Marina: And that's why I'm going out. You should pay more attention to me.
Robert: Sometimes I think we're from different planets.
You're not far off on that mark.
Robert: Alright Lexi-po, it's time for beddie bye.
Robert: Good night my darling. Daddy loves you.
Lexi: Ni ni daddy.
Meanwhile....
Marina: This is the life, we need one of these things at my house.
Marina was busy talking it up with fellow celebrities.
Marina: So you're old but does it still work?
Guy: Um sometimes.....It needs incentive.
Robert: I have to admit, after cleaning the whole house and taking care of Lexi all day I'm getting a little miffed at Marina.
Just now? WoW you have the most patience of anyone I've ever seen!
Robert: It just worries me that Lexi isn't going to have both parents. I mean she's such a sweet little girl. She deserves both parents don't you think?
Not if one of them is a dead beat.
Speaking of the dead beat. Marina you are horrible.
Marina: Do you mind!
Marina: Come here big boy!
Tom: Oh babe!
Marina: You know what I have in mind?
Tom: Do I ever!
I hope you get pregnant and have to deal with your consequences.
Marina: Oh, hehe, are you still there?
Tom: OH yeah, I'm the man!
Anyone else thing that walk is the funniest thing EA ever came up with? Hmmm? What a dork.
Tom: It's not the walk of shame any more, oh no, this walk has rhythm!
Poor Robert!
Marina: What a shit hole. I'm calling a plumber.
Marina: Hi there sexy plumber. What's your name?
Plumber: Um, Ned....did you just call me sexy?
Marina: Son of a bitch. Flirting foiled by the brat.
Marina: Fine, I'm here. Quit crying so your dad doesn't wake up.
Lexi: I's no cwying.
Marina: Here, drink this and shut up.
Marina: So, Ned, are you single?
Lexi: Mommy's a cheater......
Ned: Why yes, yes I am single.
Lexi: I's gonna go hide in da toy box.
Robert: Marina I thought I heard Lexi, is everything ok?
Marina: I've got some plumbing I think you might like to check out Ned.
Robert: MARINA!
Marina: Hold that thought Ned, my husband is being an idiot.
Robert left the cheater and her new friend alone to go find his daughter.
Robert: Lexi honey, you know I love you. I think you deserve better than that.
Robert: Someone who will appreciate how special you are.
Lexi: New mommy?
Robert: I'm sorry I even put you though a little of this honey. Daddy will make it right.
Ned: So you're husband looks buff, should I be running right now?
Marina: Pl-ease! He doesn't use those muscles for anything. Believe me I know.
Marina: How about a smooch?
Ned: Um, not with your husband standing right behind us!
Robert: You wait here Lexi. Daddy's got some trash he needs to take out.
Robert: MARINA! You and I need to talk.
Marina: Can't you see I'm busy here?
Robert: From the first moment I laid eyes on you I thought you were the most beautiful thing in the world.....
Marina: Oh Robert, how sweet.....
Robert: Now I realize that you're just like one of those carnival masks. You strip off all the makeup and glitter and it's just a hollow ugly mask! I'm sick of you treating me and our daughter like we mean nothing to you!
Marina: What do you want me to do? You had to know you couldn't keep something this beautiful all to yourself.
Robert: THAT'S IT!
Robert: You get your trashy ass out of my house! I don't ever want to see you again.
Robert: And don't you even think about talking to Lexi, EVER!
Marina: My God, there's no need to be so dramatic!
Marina: I'll get my stuff and be on my way to somewhere way more glamorous than this. Just you wait.
Marina: I can't believe I even let some second rate man like you touch me.
Robert: Really? Because I'm thinking that any man can touch you.
Ned: Oh snap! He got you Marina!
Marina: I can't believe you just sided with him. We are done.
Ned: I'm just glad it was done before I caught anything from you.
Marina: Taxi, yes I need to get away from this dump.
Ned: I can't believe it's Marina! OMG I'm so gonna cell this to the tabloids.
Robert: How could I have not seen it.
I tried to warn you, you just wouldn't listen.
Robert: Lexi and I need a change of scenery. I think it's time to move.
Robert: Come on Lexi, this place is supposed to be great!
Robert: Just look at that building! How wonderful!
Robert: What the hell? The apartment is the garage?
Robert: This isn't gonna work.
Lexi: Daddy is dark!
Robert: Come on baby. I'm so writing a letter to the better Sim business office about this.
Robert and Lexi decided on a house. Why? Because I can't figure out how to un-black some of the apartments to make them bigger. If anyone knows exactly how please let me know.
Alright, I finished renovating it a little for the two of you. Go inside.
Robert: It's much better than a garage, I'll give you that!
Robert: Stay here Lexi while daddy checks the house out.
Lexi: Otay daddy.
It didn't take them long to settle in. Robert began to teach Lexi to talk.
Robert: Say, Mommy was a loose woman.
Lexi: Mommy was a lose woman.
Robert: Close enough.
Robert: I don't think I'll ever trust another woman as long as I live.
Well you're going to have to because you have to get out there.
Lexi: Daddy's I'm up!
Robert: Good morning baby. Are you ready for a better day?
Lexi: It tant get worse.
Robert: Stupid Marina....my poor baby is traumatized for life.
there were several times where Robert couldn't get past the loss.
Robert: I'm such a looser! My own wife cheated on me.
Robert: I can't believe it. I'm never gonna find anyone.
Oh yes you will. Why don't you start by taking a couple days off work so you and Lexi can spend some time together.
Robert: Hi boss. I need a few days off to take care of my daughter. You see my wife was cheating on me and....uh huh....you knew that huh....everyone knew? Why didn't anyone tell me?......oh.....it was in the paper?.....I um....I don't read the paper.
Lexi: I's gonna white a song 'bout mommy. Is called da woman don' know.
ambitious for your young age aren't you.
Lexi: Someone's gotta be.
That's it for Chapter 4. Will Robert find someone who isn't sleeping with the whole town? Will poor Lexi recover? What do you guys think? Did he do the right thing by leaving her? Stay tuned for Chapter 5!
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In our last chapter we got to see our adorable Lexi. So far she seems as sweet as her father, which is a good thing I think.
Lexi: I tink so too.
Um hello, you just left the baby.
Robert: I know, I thought I'd play some Darwin's Revenge while she finishes the bottle. I can't do anything until she does.
Robert is such a good dad, every want he has is about his daughter.
Robert: Come on big girl, Time to meet the hungry bear.
Lexi: I's 'fraid of da 'unwry bear.
Robert: Oh there's nothing to be afraid of sweetie. It doesn't want to eat you. Just your do do.
Lexi: Dats disgwusting.
Lexi: Otay 'ungwy bear. 'ear it tums.
I must admit, I side with Lexi on this one. That's disgusting.
In answer to everyone's question....Lexi has her father's eye color. So cute :)
Where's Marina during all this? Sleeping. You might say she was tired from the birth, but she's already accepted a party invitation later on tonight so she's getting her beauty rest before hand.
Robert: Ok Lexi. We're gonna learn to walk.
Lexi: Cat me daddy!
Robert: Don't worry sweetie, Daddy's always got you.
With Robert as her teacher, Lexi was learning things quite quickly. Father and daughter were insuperable.
Don't you think you should spend some time with your daughter instead of going out?
Marina: Look, I didn't want the brat, Robert did. As far as I'm concerned, she's his problem.
Such motherly love.
Robert: Honey, come here. Lexi just did the cutest thing!
Marina: Can't talk now, I'm late.
Robert: Late for what?
Marina: A party. You'd know that if you weren't so preoccupied with your own needs and work on your celebrity status once and a while.
Robert: Marina, I think we should focus on our daughter. Lexi is the most important thing in my life.
Marina: And that's why I'm going out. You should pay more attention to me.
Robert: Sometimes I think we're from different planets.
You're not far off on that mark.
Robert: Alright Lexi-po, it's time for beddie bye.
Robert: Good night my darling. Daddy loves you.
Lexi: Ni ni daddy.
Meanwhile....
Marina: This is the life, we need one of these things at my house.
Marina was busy talking it up with fellow celebrities.
Marina: So you're old but does it still work?
Guy: Um sometimes.....It needs incentive.
Robert: I have to admit, after cleaning the whole house and taking care of Lexi all day I'm getting a little miffed at Marina.
Just now? WoW you have the most patience of anyone I've ever seen!
Robert: It just worries me that Lexi isn't going to have both parents. I mean she's such a sweet little girl. She deserves both parents don't you think?
Not if one of them is a dead beat.
Speaking of the dead beat. Marina you are horrible.
Marina: Do you mind!
Marina: Come here big boy!
Tom: Oh babe!
Marina: You know what I have in mind?
Tom: Do I ever!
I hope you get pregnant and have to deal with your consequences.
Marina: Oh, hehe, are you still there?
Tom: OH yeah, I'm the man!
Anyone else thing that walk is the funniest thing EA ever came up with? Hmmm? What a dork.
Tom: It's not the walk of shame any more, oh no, this walk has rhythm!
Poor Robert!
Marina: What a shit hole. I'm calling a plumber.
Marina: Hi there sexy plumber. What's your name?
Plumber: Um, Ned....did you just call me sexy?
Marina: Son of a bitch. Flirting foiled by the brat.
Marina: Fine, I'm here. Quit crying so your dad doesn't wake up.
Lexi: I's no cwying.
Marina: Here, drink this and shut up.
Marina: So, Ned, are you single?
Lexi: Mommy's a cheater......
Ned: Why yes, yes I am single.
Lexi: I's gonna go hide in da toy box.
Robert: Marina I thought I heard Lexi, is everything ok?
Marina: I've got some plumbing I think you might like to check out Ned.
Robert: MARINA!
Marina: Hold that thought Ned, my husband is being an idiot.
Robert left the cheater and her new friend alone to go find his daughter.
Robert: Lexi honey, you know I love you. I think you deserve better than that.
Robert: Someone who will appreciate how special you are.
Lexi: New mommy?
Robert: I'm sorry I even put you though a little of this honey. Daddy will make it right.
Ned: So you're husband looks buff, should I be running right now?
Marina: Pl-ease! He doesn't use those muscles for anything. Believe me I know.
Marina: How about a smooch?
Ned: Um, not with your husband standing right behind us!
Robert: You wait here Lexi. Daddy's got some trash he needs to take out.
Robert: MARINA! You and I need to talk.
Marina: Can't you see I'm busy here?
Robert: From the first moment I laid eyes on you I thought you were the most beautiful thing in the world.....
Marina: Oh Robert, how sweet.....
Robert: Now I realize that you're just like one of those carnival masks. You strip off all the makeup and glitter and it's just a hollow ugly mask! I'm sick of you treating me and our daughter like we mean nothing to you!
Marina: What do you want me to do? You had to know you couldn't keep something this beautiful all to yourself.
Robert: THAT'S IT!
Robert: You get your trashy ass out of my house! I don't ever want to see you again.
Robert: And don't you even think about talking to Lexi, EVER!
Marina: My God, there's no need to be so dramatic!
Marina: I'll get my stuff and be on my way to somewhere way more glamorous than this. Just you wait.
Marina: I can't believe I even let some second rate man like you touch me.
Robert: Really? Because I'm thinking that any man can touch you.
Ned: Oh snap! He got you Marina!
Marina: I can't believe you just sided with him. We are done.
Ned: I'm just glad it was done before I caught anything from you.
Marina: Taxi, yes I need to get away from this dump.
Ned: I can't believe it's Marina! OMG I'm so gonna cell this to the tabloids.
Robert: How could I have not seen it.
I tried to warn you, you just wouldn't listen.
Robert: Lexi and I need a change of scenery. I think it's time to move.
Robert: Come on Lexi, this place is supposed to be great!
Robert: Just look at that building! How wonderful!
Robert: What the hell? The apartment is the garage?
Robert: This isn't gonna work.
Lexi: Daddy is dark!
Robert: Come on baby. I'm so writing a letter to the better Sim business office about this.
Robert and Lexi decided on a house. Why? Because I can't figure out how to un-black some of the apartments to make them bigger. If anyone knows exactly how please let me know.
Alright, I finished renovating it a little for the two of you. Go inside.
Robert: It's much better than a garage, I'll give you that!
Robert: Stay here Lexi while daddy checks the house out.
Lexi: Otay daddy.
It didn't take them long to settle in. Robert began to teach Lexi to talk.
Robert: Say, Mommy was a loose woman.
Lexi: Mommy was a lose woman.
Robert: Close enough.
Robert: I don't think I'll ever trust another woman as long as I live.
Well you're going to have to because you have to get out there.
Lexi: Daddy's I'm up!
Robert: Good morning baby. Are you ready for a better day?
Lexi: It tant get worse.
Robert: Stupid Marina....my poor baby is traumatized for life.
there were several times where Robert couldn't get past the loss.
Robert: I'm such a looser! My own wife cheated on me.
Robert: I can't believe it. I'm never gonna find anyone.
Oh yes you will. Why don't you start by taking a couple days off work so you and Lexi can spend some time together.
Robert: Hi boss. I need a few days off to take care of my daughter. You see my wife was cheating on me and....uh huh....you knew that huh....everyone knew? Why didn't anyone tell me?......oh.....it was in the paper?.....I um....I don't read the paper.
Lexi: I's gonna white a song 'bout mommy. Is called da woman don' know.
ambitious for your young age aren't you.
Lexi: Someone's gotta be.
That's it for Chapter 4. Will Robert find someone who isn't sleeping with the whole town? Will poor Lexi recover? What do you guys think? Did he do the right thing by leaving her? Stay tuned for Chapter 5!
Alright comments are locked on this thread. IF you want to comment, do so on the newest chapter!