Eric was kind enough to give me a ride in today, which is terrif. During the ride I forgot my security pass, spilled piping hot bold coffee on my unit, and watched my mood deteriorate rapidly. If anyone sasses me today they are getting a thunderbolt for a response.

Milestone today. First time I've come in to this job hungover. And I mean comically, unbelievably hungover. So hungover that the security guard in the lobby thought I was a homeless PCP addict who was looking for a warm place to tie off and have AIDS. There are a smattering of words that always come up when one is describing a hangover ( Read more... )

First blog from work! This is enormous.

What're all you no-name goons doing for St. Pat's?

I'm so bored I have a "work-on" (when you drift off at work and through restlessness or whatever you achieve and sustain an erection).

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I HATE MY JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I NEED A JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

Have a lot of turmoil in the ol' noggin right now. Got an interview with a Japanese company on Friday, for a job that would require me to be there either in April or at the beginning of the summer. This would be nothing but good news if not for a few mitigating factors that have just waltzed into my life recently. Ehhhh I'm all confused and that is ( Read more... )

So after hefty quantities of vodka were consumed, Joel and I hit the town to hang with California Justin, and later, Marina and her two extremely Balkan friends (I think their names were Drago and Bogdan, or something). It was nice. Falafels are sizzlin' now.

After a morning spent teaching Steve to pronounce "gnocchi" and shaving, I'm going to walk to Starbucks and then clean this fucking house! FUCK yeah!

So WWW.SCENEPIE.COM has a MySpace, a Hi5, and a Bebo. Whichever one of those illustrious communities you net-savvy people like to frequent, drop by now and add us. Yeah!

ASI hooked me up with a toque. It looks nice but doesn't begin to turn aside the 4000000000000 hawthorns that try to have sex with my scalp daily.

Should I dress up for Hallowe'en? Kendo uniform, like every other year? Or something that flatters my face more ( Read more... )