Just so I've said it in every possible format...

to the sweetest, most optimistic, most fabulous, and just all-around greatest friend anyone could wish for...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Brand new purple corduroys from old navy: $24.50.

Discovering that said pants make the George Costanza "swoosh-swoosh" noise when I walk: priceless.

That is all for now.

Carry on. Make it work. And all that junk.

Dear self,

Next time you decide to spend the entire weekend outside underneath the beautiful yet fiery hot sun, please remember to put sunscreen on your fair Irish skin.

Yours truly,
the sunburn that is scorching your flesh :(

I have not updated in forever, but today is a special day for the lovely camillafarfalla :) I wish you happiness, peace, joy, good health, and all things positive on your birthday (and every day, for that matter), so go live it up!!! Did you see those homers yesterday?!?!?Also? Some exciting things have happened recently, such as... Madonna tickets have been ( Read more... )

So I just had a guy roll down his window and yell, "you're gorgeous" to me as a I crossed the street. And then I promptly burnt my tongue on my starbucks white mocha ( Read more... )

I just changed my layout colors to "valentine's day" because this is my birthday month :) Everybody rejoice ( Read more... )

So I just called the NY DMV to change my address so I can renew my license, and it turns out you have to have an eye test, either at the DMV or with your doctor, to complete the renewal process. This is not how I wanted to start my day :(

Also? I will turn 31 in a month. Gross.

And? I don't have Monday off.

This weekend better rock.

Well hello there. It's the new year so I might as well start off with a post, since I do it about 10 times a year. Everyone having fun? Good. I had drinks on Friday, had drinks on Saturday, saw Susan Sarandon and her daughter at the Moma on Sunday, and then had more drinks last night. And I seem to still be functioning at an alert level ( Read more... )

I have snack size kit kat and snickers. Anybody want?

Also? I like how I buy Halloween candy for the trick o' treaters... WE NEVER GET!

'Tis good excuse, though :)

I had a mini-getaway this past weekend with my family. We went to six flags on Saturday and I scrambled my brains on a total of five rides. I used to be able to ride everything. Now I can't even walk a straight line after riding Superman ( Read more... )