My shoes are making a squeaky sound when I walk down the hall. Apparently they don't know that I like to be stealth.

And in other news, I'm going to the baseball hall of fame this weekend! I cannot wait to pray to the altar of the bloody sock :)

Just thought I'd let everyone know.

( it's all about me! )

I just discovered the Most. Evil. Thing. Ever...

Au Bon Pain sells Krispy Kreme donuts--and there's one, like, right next door to my office.

This is a devilishly dangerous development.

When you see this on your friends list, quote something from Shakespeare.
All righty then...

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.

The witches, Macbeth

Taken from the one and only Koncupiscence...

LJ Interests meme results

1. 4:20:
   I think I can safely say that it's 4:20 almost all the time for me. My parents would be so proud.
2. all things porn:
   Does there really need to be a description?
3. broken lizard:
   Seriously, if you haven't seen "Super Troopers," then we really shouldn't be speaking. Fantastically ( Read more... )

I am going to see my boys play tonight :)!!@#$! And I brought appropriate attire for the event. I hope I make it out of yankee stadium alive ( Read more... )

MOST. DEFINITELY.

Your Boobies' Names Are: Thelma and Louise

Get your own Boobie Names

So this morning, when I was rushing through the turnstile to run for my train, I didn't realize that it said "swipe again," and the metal bar came back and hit me in the nose, which I really thought I had broken, but since there was no blood I figured I was okay. Yeah, I just scratched it and it feels a bit swollen and bruisy. Ouch ( Read more... )

You know what's fabulous? When you reach into the pocket of a jacket you haven't worn in two weeks and find 20 bucks!!!! Although, it's mildly scary that I didn't know it was missing.

Know what else if fabulous? I'm going to see the RED SOX/yankees game on Friday courtesy of Camillafarfalla!!!

Does this mean that the day can only go downhill from

Jeans. Too. Tight... and not in the good way either.

Does this mean I have to go to the gym and/or stop eating a pint of hagendaaz in two days?

Dios mio.