It's good to be a bartender who knows all sortsa drinks and such...but why the fuck do people assume that because you are a bartender, you'll know at least 6,000,000 drink recipes offhand, as well as the numerous bullshit names by which they are known?
Stupid Woman: "I'll have a Howling Bitch-Slapped Nazi Cokewhore please, oh and can I get a cherry on it?!"
Bartender: "What in Jesus' Holey Fucking Hands is in that?"
Stupid Woman: "Ummm....I know it has malibu and something else and something else....ummm...."
Bartender: Ok then, one cosmo coming up. You'll drink it and like it and you won't be wasting anymore of my time.
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Stupid Woman: "I'll have a Howling Bitch-Slapped Nazi Cokewhore please, oh and can I get a cherry on it?!"
Bartender: "What in Jesus' Holey Fucking Hands is in that?"
Stupid Woman: "Ummm....I know it has malibu and something else and something else....ummm...."
Bartender: Ok then, one cosmo coming up. You'll drink it and like it and you won't be wasting anymore of my time.
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idiot: Howling Bitch-Slapped Nazi Cokewhore please!
intelligence: Now is that the red one or the blue one?
then throw some shit in and enjoy, cause they don't fucking know either.
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