Best i-fucking-dea EVAR!

[rudeboy_punker]

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care

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[examplesofagirl]

This has been around for awhile now, I can't believe you all of all people, Ryan are just now finding out about this. hehehe.

[pussinboots]

Weird, I never heard of it either! I thought he made it up. haha

[pussinboots]

It's probably still a good holiday, because there are plenty of women that like steak, but IF you were being serious about this, you might want to change the name.

I can promise you I saw an equal amount of men and women buying things for each other on Valentine's Day. Plenty of women were the ones setting up the romantic dinner and mind-blowing sex for their husbands/boyfriends. I don't think there should be two of the same holiday just because some people are too retarded to fuck someone who'll celebrate it mutually.

Which is too bad, because the name IS catchy.

[pussinboots]

It could just be Eat A Fuckload of Steak day.

[rudeboy_punker]

Hmmm, this is true. Steak and a Blowjob Day is very catchy...Steak and Oral Sex is too dry...Steak and My Sausage is still gender biased...what about vegetarians...Food and Orgasm Day...? Orgasmic Food day? Cum in my mouth day? Food Coma vs. Coital Exhaustion? I got nothing.

[cordelia_sue]

Yeah, my boy's vegan, so I guess I'll just have to suck him off twice or something.