That's impressive, but how big's your dick.

[rudeboypunk]

So, last night I went on something like a date. It was a good time, we had fun at some bar, and I got invited up to her place. As we were walking up, her roommate was getting home with two of her friends, one of whom was too drunk to get out of the cab. Well, the woman and I headed upstairs and the two guys were heading home. Two minutes later

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[kar_el]

Even from here I totally have your back.

[rudeboypunk]

Thanks man, I appriciate the back up, but I'm pretty sure that I come off as the good guy in the whole situation. I didn't make a scene or try to prove I had the bigger dick. I didnt make an ass out of myself, I didn't spill wine on her new sweater. It just makes me look better.