Guys, we graduate in five days. We did it. Holy shit. It's finally done ( Read more... )

I love how yesterday morning I was too much of an idiot to realize that I was using the mailbox key to try and get into my dad's apartment building. So I moped around for twenty minutes until some kind neighbor let me in. It was not until I was safely taking a shower in the apartment room that I realized my idiocy.

I love how it's always the gay bartenders that show me the most attention.

This basically sums up my childhood:

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I AM PEEING.

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Another more trivial reason to look forward to the summer.

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And that is why David Lynch both fascinates me and makes me want to vomit.

So I got off of work on Friday. :)

You know, there really is no such thing as a good or bad situation, it's just how you interpret it and let it affect you. Which isn't to say that letting a situation effect you poorly is a bad thing, because sometimes that can lead to other things that are incredibly profound, things you'd never discover if you were in a constantly positive state ( Read more... )

After watching that movie you really realize that your problems don't mean a damn when compared to some other people's.

There's nothing better than getting "A Date With John Waters" in your mailbox after school.

Can you tell what's on my mind
She's with him, it drives me wild
I'd like to hit him on the head
Until he's dead
The sight of blood is such a high
Ooooooh
He gives me head