I like breakfast, do you?

you like breakfast?!?!! Me to!!

its splendid to be human

:)

I may or may not have been drunk since 730 this morning.... I also may or may not have joined a sorority. The two are not related at all.... ok maybe they are.

ok seriously, Who decided that all of the crazies should go to Central?

Fuck car... Fuck

My phone is broken... You can call me, but you can't leave me messages or text me and I won't be able to call you back if I dont pick up. soo alright hah

Realize

My life is ever changing. I see this as a good thing. There is always the possibility if something else. Scary...

Oh sweetheart, it looks like your worst dreams are coming true.

Yesterday at work, A man reached a level of creepiniess that I only thought existed in story books.

ugh x 10